A Cartoonish Life

No new episode this week. Tomorrow, Vh1's just going to run the obligatory "clip show" of footage that didn't make it onto the show. NEXT week will be the season finale in Cabo San Lucas.

HOWEVER...here are my high-lair-ious recaps, in case you missed an ep and/or want to catch up before Bret makes his choice.

July 15th: Just my general thoughts about the show at the beginning. No real recap.
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/384236.html

July 22nd: ...I have no recap?! How can this be?!

July 28th: "Bi-cycle, bi-cycle, I want to ride my bi-cycle!"
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/387055.html

August 5th: "What about the children?! We need to think about the CHILDREN!"
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/388995.html

August 12th: "Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!"
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/391769.html

August 19th: "Go shawty, it's your birthday. We gonna party like it's your birthday..."
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/392665.html

August 26th: "Girls on film! Girls on film!"
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/393619.html

September 2nd: SuperFans: Not "groupies," but "band-aides."
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/396055.html

September 9th: Britney Spears wasn't the only one who made an ass of herself in Las Vegas!
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/397147.html

September 16th: "Deception...how long must I continue this deception?...This masquerade?"
http://promisemewings.livejournal.com/399007.html

So Monday, I went up to the Dunes with Paul, Hillary, Michael and Cookie. We stuck around on the beach for about an hour and played with their dog in the water. And I've been thinking that I might take Bo up to the Dunes on Friday if no one wants to go see The Simpsons Movie with me, since Friday's my one REAL day off. Afterwards, we hung around the house, played some Wii and ate some pizza (and I threw off my diet...whoopie) while some other friends of Paul and Hillary's came around to hang out. I had never met them before, and Cookie assumed I knew them from high school. I think she forgot that I know Paul, Michael and Hillary through Dan.

I asked them if they've heard much from Dan lately, and Paul really hasn't heard much from him, either. (So it's not just me, I guess.) I know times have been rough on Dan and Becky since they had to move back in with his parents, and he hasn't been to the last few PPVs. (Well, I wasn't at the last couple, mainly due to the money situation.) I asked if they had heard from Brandon as well, and I guess not. Paul complained that he doesn't see Brandon online anymore since Monica had that baby, and who knows if Brandon is even that baby's daddy?

Let's face it. According to the gang, Monica is a psycho bitch who is playing Brandon for a major chump, which sucks. Besides, Cookie really didn't want Monica around the house if Brandon was going to bring her with. And it didn't matter because he had no gas money to drop on by. And maybe it's just as well because I know how Brandon feels about me (he's another one of those guys who has an unrequited crush on me), and unfortunately, those feelings aren't reciprocated. I like him okay as a friend and nothing more. He needs to really get his shit together for me to consider him as anything more than a friend. (Sorry if that sounds really blunt, but I'm a picky bitch, and that's how the meatball bounces.)



*tangent* Today, I work a 12:30 to 8:30 shift. Whee, fun.

*tangent* HOLY SHIT, guess who sent me a friend invite on MySpace?! *points to LJ icon* THE HOTNESS!!!!!

I am soooooo kicking my own ass for not auditioning for "Rock of Love."