hollybrooke | ...............panty raid?!

I'm sitting here watching a "Spongebob Squarepants" DVD that I rented.

The episode is "Mid-Life Crustacean."

Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs go on a panty raid.

I'm amazed. Just when I hear everyone going "SPONGEBOB IS GAY!" I see an episode like this. And I laugh my ass off:

Mr. Krabs: (finally snaps) I'm feelin' like a total barnacle head! (flings kids away; holds up streamers) You think this is cool? (jumps over to oversized brightly-colored bunny and punches its head away) How about this? (jumps on top of bunny's body) And this? Am I with it now? (gets in Spongebob and Patrick's faces) You guys wouldn't know a good time if it bit you in the aft end! (exits Bunny Buns; Spongebob and Patrick follow) I'm going home. You guys ain't cool. You're lame.
Spongebob: (stops, heartbroken) Lame?
Mr. Krabs: Lame! You're nerds, geeks, creeps, and babies!
Spongebob and Patrick: Not babies! (begin sucking their thumbs)
Mr. Krabs: I may be old, but even an old bag of shells like me knows that you haven't suggested one cool thing all night. So good night to you.
Patrick: I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.
Mr. Krabs: The what?
Patrick: I said, I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.
Mr. Krabs: Panty raid? You're talking about girls, right? Girl girls?
Patrick: Yeah.
Mr. Krabs: And you're talking about raiding their dressers for their underpants, right?
Patrick: Oh yeah.
Mr. Krabs: Well, count me in! If this works, I'll take back what I said about you two being lame!
Spongebob and Patrick: (a picture of them appears like before, except they look normal) Not lame!
(new scene; the trio is carrying a ladder)
Mr. Krabs: Now this is more like it! (they prop the ladder up against a house)
Patrick: Give us some credit, old man. We're panty professionals! (he climbs the ladder into the second-story window)
Spongebob: We score here all the time! (climbs ladder; Mr. Krabs follows, wearing a big grin; they tiptoe through the bedroom)
Mr. Krabs: (opens a dresser drawer and pulls out a pair of underwear) Frilly things! We hit the jackpot! (the three jump excitedly)