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hollybrookeYeah, I need to get on that. I saw some real stinkers these last couple of weeks, too.
--Little Black Book: God, this movie sucked. What's it about, you ask? It's about an insecure TV talk-show assistant (played by Brittany Murphy) who has what seems to be a good relationship with her boyfriend Derek (played by Ron Livingston, from Office Space and the infamous "he's just not that into you" episode of "Sex and the City"). While he goes away on business, he leaves his palm pilot at home. Stacy (Murphy) gets curious and snoops through it with the help of her coworker (played by Holly Hunter, who has done movies of higher caliber than this...shame on you, Holly, shame on you), discovering that her boyfriend still keeps in contact with three ex-girlfriends. She unwittingly pulls them onto the talk show she works for, embarrasses herself, the exes, and her boyfriend in the process, which she deserves. This movie flat-out sucked and had a crappy ending. Don't rent it, for the love of God.
--Troy: Okay, just because Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Orlando Bloom and Eric Bana are in it doesn't mean it's going to be any good. Shame on Brad Pitt for getting sucked into this movie, because he's done tons better (excluding the brand new Ocean's Twelve, which is hyped up only because it has so many A-listers in it). If you went to see this movie in the theater, chances are you only went because Brad Pitt/Orlando Bloom/Angelina Jolie is MAD hot. That don't mean shit. They've all been in WAY better movies (even Eric Bana has done better...The Hulk was better than this!) This movie sucked.
--Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle: Okay, so it's directed by the guy who did Dude, Where's My Car?. I'm finding a guilty pleasure in this movie--I laughed my ass off and developed a craving for White Castles (only if they have cheese on them, or else forget it). They get stoned, then crave White Castles, they go on a madcap expedition for White Castles. The cameo by Neil Patrick Harris is worth the rental.
--Without A Paddle: I was able to sit through a half hour of this and I got bored. It's about four friends who grew up together. One dies at a rather young age into his adulthood, and they all go on a white-water-rafting journey. Don't ask me what happens--I couldnt' bear to sit through the rest of it.
Catwoman comes out next week. THAT'LL be a fun one to review.
More reviews to come!
--Little Black Book: God, this movie sucked. What's it about, you ask? It's about an insecure TV talk-show assistant (played by Brittany Murphy) who has what seems to be a good relationship with her boyfriend Derek (played by Ron Livingston, from Office Space and the infamous "he's just not that into you" episode of "Sex and the City"). While he goes away on business, he leaves his palm pilot at home. Stacy (Murphy) gets curious and snoops through it with the help of her coworker (played by Holly Hunter, who has done movies of higher caliber than this...shame on you, Holly, shame on you), discovering that her boyfriend still keeps in contact with three ex-girlfriends. She unwittingly pulls them onto the talk show she works for, embarrasses herself, the exes, and her boyfriend in the process, which she deserves. This movie flat-out sucked and had a crappy ending. Don't rent it, for the love of God.
--Troy: Okay, just because Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Orlando Bloom and Eric Bana are in it doesn't mean it's going to be any good. Shame on Brad Pitt for getting sucked into this movie, because he's done tons better (excluding the brand new Ocean's Twelve, which is hyped up only because it has so many A-listers in it). If you went to see this movie in the theater, chances are you only went because Brad Pitt/Orlando Bloom/Angelina Jolie is MAD hot. That don't mean shit. They've all been in WAY better movies (even Eric Bana has done better...The Hulk was better than this!) This movie sucked.
--Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle: Okay, so it's directed by the guy who did Dude, Where's My Car?. I'm finding a guilty pleasure in this movie--I laughed my ass off and developed a craving for White Castles (only if they have cheese on them, or else forget it). They get stoned, then crave White Castles, they go on a madcap expedition for White Castles. The cameo by Neil Patrick Harris is worth the rental.
--Without A Paddle: I was able to sit through a half hour of this and I got bored. It's about four friends who grew up together. One dies at a rather young age into his adulthood, and they all go on a white-water-rafting journey. Don't ask me what happens--I couldnt' bear to sit through the rest of it.
Catwoman comes out next week. THAT'LL be a fun one to review.
More reviews to come!
