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Read at your own risk. I'm utilizing an LJ cut here because it's a rather nasty/vulgar/sick joke.

A family that consists of a father, mother, son, daughter and dog walk into this talent agency. The talent agent asks, "What do you do?" They're all like, "Okay!" and the son starts jerking off the dad. Then the mother bends the daughter over and starts fisting her in the ass. The son grabs the dog and starts fucking the dog. The dog starts licking the dad's balls. The daughter goes down and licks the dad's ass while the dog's licking his balls. As the mom is fisting the daughter, she takes a shit on the floor, and the son vomits on her shit. The dog goes over and eats the vomit/shit combination, and then pukes that back up. The father jacks off into the dog puke. The daughter jumps up in the air, falls to the ground, and rolls around in all of this puke and shit and cum. Then the son jumps on her and starts fucking her in the ass. The father then grabs the son and starts sucking his cock until he (the dad) cums all over the mother and daughter, then the father turns around and shits on both of them. Then they all jump into all of the shit and puke and cum and roll around, and they're fucking and sucking the shit out of each other. So then the talent agent says, "Hm, that's an interesting act. What do you call yourselves?" And the father says, "The aristocrats."

I guarantee if you tell this joke, it's going to take at least five minutes because people will be laughing/groaning and throwing you off.

In other news, I don't have to be at work until 2 today, which is early for me. But I only work till 8.

I feel bad. I was planning on going to visit a friend yesterday before I went to work, but on the way there, I just ran into a bunch of traffic and I didn't want to be late for work. *sigh* That's okay, he probably wouldn't have appreciated it anyway.

Date: 2004-11-12 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachekl.livejournal.com
i dont even get that joke, but i find it hilarious how they explain the nastiness.

same here

Date: 2004-11-13 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] promisemewings.livejournal.com
It has to do with how the aristocracy is all imbred and nasty like that. I guess.

But I agree that it's funny because of how the nastiness is explained.

Date: 2004-11-13 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kooltkatt101.livejournal.com
i love it i got it right away but i am strange like that and as u refer to certain things i can think of actual people and such not so it made it all the better for me but this is where i must take my leave adeiu mon amies wove amanda ann

Date: 2004-11-14 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] promisemewings.livejournal.com
I <3 u, amanda! *hugs*

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