"Charm School" is in session, beeyotch!
Oct. 26th, 2008 05:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hollybrookeLast week on "Rock of Love Girls: Charm School," Sgt. Jones came back and made the girls toss sandbags on a beach, Brandi C. cried and was later carried on a sled (with Megan) by the other girls, Brandi M. vandalized Brandi C.'s and Megan's pictures as revenge, the girls assembled stages, Lacey was a showoff, Dallas couldn't understand a damn word Angelique was saying, Brandi C. cried again at elimination (even though she wasn't up for elimination....WHY, I have no idea), and Angelique was sent back to Paris so she could bee a happee, seckzy streeper.
Picking up where we left off, Lacey, Brandi C. and Megan are lamenting Angelique's expulsion. Lacey claims she really liked Angelique (because she wasn't really a threat to her and she thinks, "HA, one more bitch out of my hair!") and Brandi C. says that Angelique wasn't even the weakest link. Brandi C. is just damn lucky that her team won the challenge the other day or else she definitely would've been up on the chopping block. However, I hold on to my theory that the REAL reason Angelique was eliminated was because the average TV viewer hates reading subtitles, and if Angelique were kept on a good chunk of this season, she would've scared off half of the audience weeth her craaaaazy French accent.
Meanwhile, the Terrible Three are still plotting on how to get even with that "nasty, trailer trash" Brandi M. They know Brandi M. won't be on her best behavior forever (ha ha, good luck! This IS "Charm School," and if Brandi M. is looking to seriously turn herself around, she just might surprise you), and Lacey's all, "Well, we've already got under her skin, and that seed has been planted."
Inna...or Destiney....I'm not sure, those two look a lot alike in my opinion....calls all the girls outside because Sharon has left them yet another oversized note! In the note, Sharon instructs the girls to dress in "their most favourite outfits and to meet in the classroom at noon sharp." I'm just DYING to see what these girls come up with for their "most favourite" outfits!
Cut to a montage of the girls going through clothes and accessories, primping, doing their hair and makeup. Even Megan has her retarded dog dressed up in what looks like a Juicy Couture pink and black doggy sweater with a necklace and a bonnet. And doggy sneakers. I'm rolling my eyes at this. Seriously...I don't get why people feel the need to dress up their dogs in these ridiculous get-ups. Now, I can understand putting a smaller dog in a sweater when the weather gets cold. But WHAT THE HELL?!:
This really makes me question Megan's level of maturity. Seriously....it's a dog. It's not a dolly, and it's not a baby. If you want a baby, have a baby!! But if you have money to waste on this sort of thing....oh well, to each his own, I guess. Brandi M. looks half amused and half disgusted with Megan dressing up her dumb dog, and exclaims, "That's sad." I feel the same way, hon.
Sweet Jessica the onetime-NASA-intern comments, "I don't know if these girls got the same note I did, because a lot of them look like they're ready to turn tricks on Hollywood Boulevard or go to the county fair."
I guess today's lesson is going to be about personal style, and today's commandment is "Thou shalt rock it with style." Daniella is going to help the girls develop some personal style and to DRESS APPROPRIATELY for any given situation. Daniella has Melissa Meister, a celebrity stylist, helping her out with this lesson.
First thing Melissa explains is that personal style is an outward way of showing who you are on the inside. She chooses Brandi C. to come on up. Brandi C., our favorite pink-haired ditz, is wearing a matching leopard-print-and-black-ruffly-lace bra and skirt-let set accented with pink bows, complete with ripped fishnet stockings.
She says it's the "best outfit EVER!" and she "feels like a tiger in it! GRR!"
Leopards have spots:
Tigers have stripes:
Oh well. Brandi C. is a dumb pink-blonde, so I don't expect her to know better, I guess. She also says she's actually worn this out. (I've actually seen Holly Madison wear something like this out on "The Girls Next Door," but I think it was polka dot.) I've worn something like that out, too, but only to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Melissa explains that lingerie is something you wear UNDER the clothing or exclusively in the bedroom.
Next up is Rodeo! Rodeo is wearing this black one-piece romper-type thing, strategically showing a lacy white bra with her trademark black cowboy hat. (Well, where the hell is the one BRET gave her on season one of "Rock of Love"?!) Seriously, Rodeo doesn't look all THAT bad. Melissa wants the girls to write the one word down that they feel describes Rodeo's outfit. Hoo boy, if ONLY I could narrow it down to one word.
Lacey: Country bumpkin. (WRONG! That's TWO words!)
Megan: Crocodile hunter. (What happened to the concept of ONE WORD?)
Melissa asks Rodeo to zip up the front so we could see what it would look like with no bra peeking out. Rodeo says she can't zip it up, and she lets out that trademark laugh of hers. Melissa suggests that Rodeo could put something like a tank top or a camisole on underneath. "Leaving more to the imagination is better than revealing too much." Good words to live by.
Next up is Heather. Heather is wearing a sexy short red dress with a VERY low-cut drape-y neckline. Melissa asks Heather what she feels the message she gives to men is when she wears this. Heather flat-out answers, "Sexy." Well, yah, she IS a former stripper, after all. Old habits die hard, I guess. Destiney/Inna (I swear, I can't tell the two of them apart!) chimes in, "I think it's sexy." (It must be Destiney. She IS bi, after all.) Megan responds, "Has-been, skanky." Harsh, Megan. Does she ever have a kind word to say about ANYONE in the house?
Then Heather responds with one of the best comebacks ever: "This coming from someone so desperate, she can't even put clothes on."
Megan, in her interview, is all, "Heather is ultimately an old stripper. She can either look old, or she can look like a stripper. But she can never look any better." ......THAT'S the best Megan could come up with?! Bah, Megan is a jealous hater. And Heather had a point, at the very least.
THEN Megan is up for inspection, and this is the clip that's been playing like nuts in all of the trailers for "Charm School." Melissa asks Megan what she thinks the message is that she's giving in her silver bikini and rhinestone belly chain getup. Megan responds, "Sporty?" with that upward-sounding inflection that makes her sound ever-so-bimbo-ish.
Daniella asks her just where she would wear this to besides the beach, because...it's a frickin' BIKINI! Megan's all, "Yeah, but, you know, like, I like to wear bikinis all the time, like, shopping, or, like, a nice lunch!" And I typed this verbatim as I heard it on the TV and with closed captioning on.
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE MEGAN SOME SPEECH LESSONS!!!! Quit saying "like" and "you know" all the damn time!!!
"Valley Girl" by Moon Unit Zappa (with daddy Frank):
Anyhoo, like ohmigod, what was I saying? Totally barf me out, ya know? Brandi M. says she shouldn't be allowed around food in that getup. Melissa explains that yeah, dressed like that, of course men will look and want to...."Tap that," one of the others replies. "BUT THEN..." Melissa goes on, "....men look at you like you're a toy, and when they're done with you, then they want to put you back." Got that Megan? No? Still a dumb blonde? All righty then. Her retarded dog whines and puts its head in between its doggy-sneakered paws. I cry a little on the inside. I thought Sarah Palin set the women's movement back. WAS I WRONG!
The point is that it's better to buy key pieces as opposed to buying trendy pieces. Key pieces are things that are versatile and that you can wear with other pieces of clothing. Plus, if you wear something basic, you can accessorize with shoes or handbags or jewelry. I know this shit already. I read Seventeen and YM when I was a teenager, and I still read Elle and Vogue and Cosmopolitan to this day. What are these chicks reading--Hustler and Playboy? Now Melissa has the girls pick the three girls most in need of a makeover.
Stupid stupid Megan and Brandi C. are like, "We want to go to the salon! We're going to vote for ourselves!" The thing is, Brandi C. and Megan really DO need the makeover, but I don't think they're going to be going to a SALON for their hair and for mani/pedis. Ultimately, Megan, Brandi C. and Heather get the majority of the votes. These three get to choose their teams to help make them over.
Heather--Jessica, Dallas, Destiney (she likes her and Inna both, but she's known Destiney longer)
Megan--Lacey (shock shock), Rodeo (even though they both hate each other from "I Love Money," but Rodeo has style and class....BWAH-HA HA!), Inna (by default, because she was the last one standing)
Brandi C.--Kristy Jo, Brandi M. (I'm surprised!)
Inna's all "Yippie" in a meek sarcastic tone to be placed on Megan's team, but Megan's all, "That's okay, I can just have a team with two," so Inna is placed on Brandi C.'s team. Brandi C., in her interview, is all, "Now I have to have a Russian man, a trailer park trainwreck, and someone who doesn't even speak on my team." Bitch, pout, whine. And really....Kristy Jo hasn't said more than two words the whole time!! WTF?! I almost forgot she was still on this show!
The teams will be putting together three looks: a job interview at a rock and roll magazine, a cocktail party outfit, and "meeting your rock and roll BF's parents." They will be doing this at a store called It's a Wrap, using old clothing previously used on TV shows and movie sets. They also get a $300 gift card to buy all of the stuff, including shoes. Inna asks if they can use stuff they already have, and the answer to that is "Nope." PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!
Later on, they're all arriving at It's a Wrap. Brandi C. is complaining that her team sucks. Oh well, just suck it up and learn to work with what you have. Daniella gives them their gift cards, reminds them of what looks they're going for, and sets them off to look. It's hectic, finding clothes that fit and/or match, and staying within budget. Brandi M. remarks that when you get Brandi C. away from Lacey and Megan, she's actually really nice and lady-like. So there may be some hope after all for our favorite pink-haired twat!
Heather's team seems to be doing all right, but Megan's team has their work cut out for them. Megan doesn't like ANYTHING Lacey and Rodeo are finding for her, and Lacey's getting frustrated with Megan's finicky attitude. Plus, they're wasting time. Everyone's checking out, there's a minute and 40 seconds left, and Megan's still in the damn dressing room. They have run out of time, they have nothing to show for themselves, no accessories, NOTHING! Soooo....Megan breaks the rules. She rips Rodeo's bracelet off her wrist and shoves it in the bag, trying to look sly. Uh-UH! Brandi M. saw what Megan did! Megan realizes that Brandi M. saw her, so she takes the bracelet out of the bag and gives it back to Rodeo, knowing that Brandi M. will TOTALLY tattle on her and get her in trouble.
Okay....the fact that Megan couldn't even be bothered to put on clothes to go shopping bothers me. If she went out in public like that, she'd probably be solicited and arrested for such. (I remember when this happened at the New York City Rocky-con when Cecilia was wearing one of her sexy get-ups in the lobby. Luckily, she didn't get arrested.)
Back at the house, Brandi M. confronts Rodeo over the bracelet incident. At first, Brandi M. thought it was a group effort to try to cheat, but I guess Rodeo had no control of Megan just taking the bracelet off of her wrist. So Rodeo's pretty pissed about that, because we know Rodeo don't put up with anybody's crap. She didn't even want to be involved with cheating, and made Megan take it back.
Upstairs, Rodeo pow-wows with Lacey and Megan over the bracelet incident. Rodeo really wasn't aware of what Megan was doing until the fact. Megan tries to act all, "Well, you gave it to me..." Uh-UH! No way, bitch! Don't even start! Rodeo just wants them to win fairly!
Lacey, in her interview, is all, "I didn't think overly-emotional Rodeo would be the reason for our group winning or losing," and says that she accused both her and Megan of ripping off her bracelet.
Rodeo: "I want to be honest, and don't..."
Megan: "Me too, that's why we decided as a group against putting an extra bracelet in the bag."
Since when did this become a group effort? I didn't see any part of Megan scheming with Lacey to steal a bracelet and shove it in the bag. And how DARE Megan suggest this? She really IS dumber than a box of rocks. And Lacey and Megan laugh about it, like, "Oh, how fun! It really was a good idea, wasn't it?" just pissing Rodeo off even more. Rodeo whips into MOM mode and does her best to put Megan into her place, firmly tells that she knows what she saw Megan doing and to quit lying. Lacey's all, "Please, Rodeo's just causing drama" and Brandi C.'s all, "That girl needs a padded room or something."
I think the fact that Rodeo is older than the rest of the group and has a kid herself gives her a bit of an advantage. The majority of the girls in the house are on that adolescent-level, and if she has to treat them like a kid and manhandle them, she isn't above that. Basically, Rodeo doesn't put up with childish crap like stealing and cheating and lying.
Who else here thinks Rodeo doesn't really need Charm School?
Next morning, we get shots of Rodeo working out. (Because she is a body-building competitor, after all. And she sings at weddings. And she collects swords.) And she's remarking that the last night was rough, but hopefully things work themselves out today. Oh GOD, I hope she doesn't get eliminated. The rest of the girls are getting their stuff together and ready for the fashion show. They convene downstairs (and once again, Lacey is wearing heels and can't walk worth a damn in them AT ALL). And once they have their stuff hung up, Sharon warns them that when you're involved with the rock 'n roll lifestyle and on the road, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. Jessica doesn't like the sound of this.
So what happens? Riki takes the clothes and accessories, puts them in a pile in a dufflebag, and FREAKING TAKES A WEED WACKER TO THEM!!!!
Riki goes on ruining the clothes, pouring chocolate sauce and cigarette ashes/butts all over them, tons of other shit. The point of this is....shit happens! Backstage, you get pushed, your clothes get torn, you get stuff spilled on you, your suitcase may get lost or your stuff may get ruined, but you have to deal with it and recover, and that's what they'll have to do. Luckily, there's a recovery table, so Sharon's giving the girls an hour to try to salvage their clothes and accessories the best that they can.
FINALLY!! KRISTY JO SPEAKS! It's a tiny part in an interview, but she speaks!
Jessica comments that Sharon gives them scissors, a glue stick, some Sharpies and a stain stick to fix their clothing in one hour. "Um...I'm not MacGuyver!" The fact that Jessica is probably a young 'un and references "MacGuyver" makes me realize she is DEFINITELY smarter than people give her credit for. I automatically like her.
Inna is told that she has to prepare her speech because she's been chosen to emcee the "fashion show," but she's nervous and starts sipping on some champagne. Not a good idea, Inna. Remember what happened to Courtney?
Their guest judge today is Jeffrey Sebelia, the winner from Project Runway season 3.
First up is Heather in her "interview" outfit, which looks decent. Sharon asks if much damage was done to the outfit, and Destiney reports there was quite a bit of mustard, so they had to soak it out, and it's still kind of wet. Heather looks much more presentable than she did on Day One. Megan in her "interview" outfit...you can tell they had to BS a lot of this with the scarves provided in the "recovery" table. Brandi C.'s probably looks the best. (I like what they did with her hair.) Problem is, Inna's having some problems with the descriptions. Probably because she's tipsy. And I hope she realizes that this reflects on her.
Now the "cocktail party" outfits. Heather's doesn't really do anything for me, but at least she doesn't look skanky. Megan comes out in this v-necked charcoal gray dress that you can tell has some obvious chocolate syrup spots on it. Sharon asks if Megan chose the dress. Megan says, "No, I did not." Rodeo says that she did. Problem is, because Megan was so picky about what clothes they were going to get her and taking her sweet ass time in the process, they had to make do with what they got. Really, Megan hates the dress. In her interview, she claims Rodeo is trying to sabotage her.
Brandi C. wears this black satin top and studded pants with a leopard-print fedora which actually looks really cute on her. And once again, Inna's having problems with her slurred speech. Brandi C. keeps wanting to pin this on her being Russian and not knowing English. Okay, in my opinion, Inna speaks English pretty well. It's not terr-ee-ble like Angelique's interpretation of the English language.
Now the "rocker BF's parents" look. Heather's outfit...well, doesn't look like something she would normally wear. But isn't that the point of this, to take away from how skanky she looked before? Daniella asks her if this is something she would really wear. "Yeah!" Heather says. She genuinely does like the clothes that they chose for her. Sharon, Daniella and Jeffrey don't really believe her, but oh well.
Megan comes out wearing this taupe-colored lacy cocktail dress that is actually cute. And she makes it a point to mention "This is the piece that I picked out." Rodeo responds, "No, it's not." In her interview, Megan's all, "I can't believe Rodeo's trying to start an argument with me! In front of the judges!" Daniella asks if they really put forth a team effort, and Megan says that the comment Rodeo made about the last dress being the one Megan REALLY liked was 100% inaccurate. Really, Megan, you're going to make a big flipping deal over some stupid little comment? Grow the fuck up, you childish whore. Sharon says that they should talk about this after the fashion show. To the Headmistress' Quarters with you both. Now is not the time.
Brandi C. comes out in this cute gray-colored tunic and dark denim jeans. They had to fix the top with some other accessory, so it's not pearl like it originally was. And they gave Brandi C. a crystal-studded headband. Daniella is noticing Inna stumbling over her words, and she asks if she's not well-prepared or if she's nervous. It's a bit of both...and because of alcohol, too! She makes up some BS excuse that they had a different shirt before it got destroyed.
All three teams are asked how well they worked together. Heather's team felt they meshed well together, no arguments. Megan's team...what the hell is going on? Sharon feels a very strong undercurrent going on with their team. Lacey tries to gloss over it, "We had some issues, but everything's fine now." BULLSHIT. Sharon looks like she doesn't buy it. So finally, Rodeo comes clean. She explains how Megan reached over and ripped off her bracelet and shoved it in the bag, basically felt the need to resort to cheating.
Sharon points out that because they had $300 to spend on clothing and accessories in an hour's time, they felt they had to cheat. Lacey's all, "Oh yeah, Rodeo is hanging herself, and I am just handing her that rope." NO, Lacey. Rodeo is telling the truth about how Megan is a cheater and Rodeo won't allow herself to be taken advantage of like that. Lacey really DOES believe her own little stories, doesn't she? (Seriously, you have to watch this episode to see how it went down with the "stealing bracelet" incident, because Megan even ADMITS to this, and then she and Lacey spin it into "Gawd, Rodeo and her DRAMA!") Rodeo tells Sharon that normally she wouldn't just walked away from the incident, but she knows Sharon doesn't respect a quitter, and Rodeo is not a quitter. She stands up for herself. Then Lacey gets all fucking obnoxious as shit and claps her hands and applauds Rodeo on her stupendous acting job. And you can tell Rodeo is doing her DAMNDEST to keep her cool and NOT fucking punch Lacey in the face. Megan and Lacey are yelling to defend themselves, so finally Daniella asks if the bracelet was ultimately used in the show. They all respond, "No." Riki responds, "All this drama over a bracelet?!" (IKR?!) Then Lacey says, "Rodeo is framing us to get us in trouble!" which is really a bunch of crap. (Like I said, you have to watch the episode to make your judgment, and my judgment is that Lacey and Megan are scheming and trying to just get Rodeo kicked out.)
Sharon has to raise her voice and say, "We have a SPECIAL GUEST here today. How do you think he feels witnessing this?!" Lacey says, "This is why I didn't want to discuss this here." (No, she just wanted to discuss this in Sharon's office where she can put her crafty spin on things and lie even more.) Jeffrey can't understand why they just couldn't drop it and bring their baggage with them on the catwalk. Rodeo says that she tried. And really, she did. But Megan had to open up her mouth and be all, "I don't like this outfit, ugh." Sharon tells them all to zip it and they'll discuss it later.
Finally, Brandi C.'s team, who actually worked together very well, given Brandi C. and Brandi M pretty much hating each other. But that's when you put the petty shit aside. *raises an eyebrow*
Sharon's judgment? Megan's team had the best looks. However, as a team, they were a "complete and utter disaster!" In her interview, Megan's all, "If Rodeo had kept her big mouth shut, we would've won." Uh, if you hadn't been so picky and lazy and actually worked with Lacey and Rodeo earlier in the store, you might have had a better chance of winning. I feel bad. I have a feeling Rodeo's going to get eliminated tonight. Brandi C.'s team...Brandi C. ended up looking amazing, and they probably did work well as a group. However, Inna was not well-prepared, and just showed up with her hair looking like crap and wearing flip-flops. Points off for that.
TEAM HEATHER FTW! Yeah! Class dismissed.
Later on, Rodeo goes to see Sharon in her office to defend herself, especially since Lacey and Megan are the ones saying Rodeo's a liar and she's framing them. Now...this is why they need to replay the footage for Sharon, even if it's just a tiny handheld camera. Sharon likes Rodeo, but admits that she lets her emotions get the best of her. Now Rodeo's crying.
Oh the drama. This makes for good TV.
Sharon takes a lot of this into consideration, then asks Rodeo to leave and to let Megan come in. OH GOD, MEGAN. Sharon asks her one question: "Did you try and cheat yesterday?" And you think, "It's Sharon. Megan's not going to lie to Sharon AGAIN, is she?"
YES SHE IS!!!!!! With this sickeningly sweet smile on her face, Megan says straight to Sharon's face, "I did not cheat yesterday." OH GOD, I HATE THIS BITCH. More than I hate Lacey.
Guess who else hates ya, Megan, you LIAR?!
YEAH, I GOT PAST MAKING "JEM" REFERENCES ABOUT BRANDI C.'S PINK HAIR THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE RECAP, BUT RIO PACHECCO HATES DECEPTION AND DESPISES LIARS AS MUCH AS I DO.
Elimination time. Lacey doesn't feel like she's going home tonight, and really, there's no need for Lacey to.
I felt Lacey really didn't have much of anything to do with the Megan/Rodeo feud. Lacey just stirred it up even more.
Sharon felt that the girls ultimately all did a good job. HOWEVER, Riki calls out Brandi C. again. WTF?! What now?! Okay, Riki doesn't like Brandi C. or Megan or Heather. We get it. But he just compliments Brandi C. on being the slammingest chick in their today. Wow....well, score one for Brandi C. "So whatever anyone taught you today, remember it."
Inna, Megan, Lacey and Rodeo are all called down to the carpet. Daniella was disappointed in Inna's effort in her group. Kristy Jo (REMEMBER HER?!) says that maybe if Inna had spent more time preparing her speech and how she presented herself, they probably would've won today. Riki says that they didn't need all of that drama today on the catwalk. He makes it out like Rodeo started it, but really, if Megan hadn't opened her mouth about how she didn't like any of it....Lacey, in her interview, is going, "PLEASE send that redneck Rodeo home!" *rolls eyes*
Daniella remarks that this probably isn't for Rodeo. She also says that while Megan looked great, her actions caused a lot of drama and distrust with her teammates. (THANK YOU, DANIELLA!) Riki points out to Lacey that there was drama between Rodeo and Megan, THEM ALONE. "Why do you have to come into the epicenter of it?! Anytime there's any type of drama, you have to be a part of it!" Lacey starts to defend herself, "I just can't see--" but Sharon cuts her off and says, "Don't you DARE." She motions for Lacey to zip it. Daniella admits that she did a good job of styling Megan, but she agrees with Riki that her mouth overshadowed a lot of it. Cut over to Dallas in the crowd, silently laughing. (YEAH!)
Sharon starts in on Lacey.
"Evil Lacey."
Lacey starts defending herself, "I have strong opinio--" and Sharon cuts her off AGAIN! (I'm LOVING this!) Sharon tells Lacey that she is pushing her buttons. REALLY pushing her buttons. Pushing them to a point where she's ready to tell her to pack her bags and just leave. (But she can't, because the producers are telling Sharon, "The evil redhead brings in ratings! She makes for good TV!") But she's not done with her yet.
Oh hell, here's the clip from Vh1.com. It's too good to describe! Sharon tears into Lacey and Megan!:
Of all the people who should've been eliminated tonight, it really should've been Megan. But no. The producers probably told Sharon, "Oh yeah, keep the leggy blonde on as well. She's a troublemaker. And she's hot. She's good for ratings." But Sharon really wants to make sure that Lacey and Megan are capable of turning their behaviour around. Whatever. Like I said, I'm disappointed. So is Heather: "How is it down to Rodeo and Inna?! How is this possible? At least they have hearts!" IKR?!!
Down to Rodeo and Inna. Oh God, please don't send Rodeo home. I like Rodeo too much, even if she is kind of full of it. Sharon starts scolding Inna for not having enough pride in herself to not be prepared for the fashion show, coming down in her flip-flops and not grooming herself well enough, blah blah blah. And I'm thinking, "Is this REALLY grounds for dismissal compared to the shit Lacey and Megan pulled? REALLY?!" Sharon points out that she let her team down, and she let Sharon down. Let me pull out the world's tiniest violin and play the world's saddest song:
Now onto Rodeo....she let her emotions get the better of her. She blew it, in Sharon's eyes.
WELL, LACEY AND MEGAN GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. Rodeo got expelled because of their stupid shenanegans! I am NOT a happy camper! Rodeo didn't deserve this! Dallas is upset, too, because Megan and Lacey were the ones who lied, cheated and stole. Not Rodeo. And she got expelled for SUCH a stupid reason, too. Not fair. This....this was just a shit-tastic week for "Charm School," in my opinion.
Sharon explains this that she feels that Megan, Lacey and Inna really have more to learn than Rodeo does. And she does have a point. Rodeo didn't really need to be there. There was nothing about her that really needed to be changed. She gets up during her interview and walks off, but you can hear her crying again and saying, "I stood up for myself and I looked like an idiot, and I'm pissed off as hell! And it was all because of that fucking bitch Megan. And I need money, and that bitch is able to stay here. She's a fucking whore, and a slut, and I fucking hate her!" GOD, Rodeo, I totally agree. I hear ya, hon.
I can't WAIT for the reunion episode. Megan will get hers. I can guarantee it.
Lacey...she's all, "YES! So glad Rodeo's gone! Watch and learn, girls. You don't fuck with me and get away with it." Ah yes, you tell yourself that so you can sleep better at night.
Picking up where we left off, Lacey, Brandi C. and Megan are lamenting Angelique's expulsion. Lacey claims she really liked Angelique (because she wasn't really a threat to her and she thinks, "HA, one more bitch out of my hair!") and Brandi C. says that Angelique wasn't even the weakest link. Brandi C. is just damn lucky that her team won the challenge the other day or else she definitely would've been up on the chopping block. However, I hold on to my theory that the REAL reason Angelique was eliminated was because the average TV viewer hates reading subtitles, and if Angelique were kept on a good chunk of this season, she would've scared off half of the audience weeth her craaaaazy French accent.
Meanwhile, the Terrible Three are still plotting on how to get even with that "nasty, trailer trash" Brandi M. They know Brandi M. won't be on her best behavior forever (ha ha, good luck! This IS "Charm School," and if Brandi M. is looking to seriously turn herself around, she just might surprise you), and Lacey's all, "Well, we've already got under her skin, and that seed has been planted."
Inna...or Destiney....I'm not sure, those two look a lot alike in my opinion....calls all the girls outside because Sharon has left them yet another oversized note! In the note, Sharon instructs the girls to dress in "their most favourite outfits and to meet in the classroom at noon sharp." I'm just DYING to see what these girls come up with for their "most favourite" outfits!
Cut to a montage of the girls going through clothes and accessories, primping, doing their hair and makeup. Even Megan has her retarded dog dressed up in what looks like a Juicy Couture pink and black doggy sweater with a necklace and a bonnet. And doggy sneakers. I'm rolling my eyes at this. Seriously...I don't get why people feel the need to dress up their dogs in these ridiculous get-ups. Now, I can understand putting a smaller dog in a sweater when the weather gets cold. But WHAT THE HELL?!:
This really makes me question Megan's level of maturity. Seriously....it's a dog. It's not a dolly, and it's not a baby. If you want a baby, have a baby!! But if you have money to waste on this sort of thing....oh well, to each his own, I guess. Brandi M. looks half amused and half disgusted with Megan dressing up her dumb dog, and exclaims, "That's sad." I feel the same way, hon.
Sweet Jessica the onetime-NASA-intern comments, "I don't know if these girls got the same note I did, because a lot of them look like they're ready to turn tricks on Hollywood Boulevard or go to the county fair."
I guess today's lesson is going to be about personal style, and today's commandment is "Thou shalt rock it with style." Daniella is going to help the girls develop some personal style and to DRESS APPROPRIATELY for any given situation. Daniella has Melissa Meister, a celebrity stylist, helping her out with this lesson.
First thing Melissa explains is that personal style is an outward way of showing who you are on the inside. She chooses Brandi C. to come on up. Brandi C., our favorite pink-haired ditz, is wearing a matching leopard-print-and-black-ruffly-lace bra and skirt-let set accented with pink bows, complete with ripped fishnet stockings.
She says it's the "best outfit EVER!" and she "feels like a tiger in it! GRR!"
Leopards have spots:
Tigers have stripes:
Oh well. Brandi C. is a dumb pink-blonde, so I don't expect her to know better, I guess. She also says she's actually worn this out. (I've actually seen Holly Madison wear something like this out on "The Girls Next Door," but I think it was polka dot.) I've worn something like that out, too, but only to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Melissa explains that lingerie is something you wear UNDER the clothing or exclusively in the bedroom.
Next up is Rodeo! Rodeo is wearing this black one-piece romper-type thing, strategically showing a lacy white bra with her trademark black cowboy hat. (Well, where the hell is the one BRET gave her on season one of "Rock of Love"?!) Seriously, Rodeo doesn't look all THAT bad. Melissa wants the girls to write the one word down that they feel describes Rodeo's outfit. Hoo boy, if ONLY I could narrow it down to one word.
Lacey: Country bumpkin. (WRONG! That's TWO words!)
Megan: Crocodile hunter. (What happened to the concept of ONE WORD?)
Melissa asks Rodeo to zip up the front so we could see what it would look like with no bra peeking out. Rodeo says she can't zip it up, and she lets out that trademark laugh of hers. Melissa suggests that Rodeo could put something like a tank top or a camisole on underneath. "Leaving more to the imagination is better than revealing too much." Good words to live by.
Next up is Heather. Heather is wearing a sexy short red dress with a VERY low-cut drape-y neckline. Melissa asks Heather what she feels the message she gives to men is when she wears this. Heather flat-out answers, "Sexy." Well, yah, she IS a former stripper, after all. Old habits die hard, I guess. Destiney/Inna (I swear, I can't tell the two of them apart!) chimes in, "I think it's sexy." (It must be Destiney. She IS bi, after all.) Megan responds, "Has-been, skanky." Harsh, Megan. Does she ever have a kind word to say about ANYONE in the house?
Then Heather responds with one of the best comebacks ever: "This coming from someone so desperate, she can't even put clothes on."
Megan, in her interview, is all, "Heather is ultimately an old stripper. She can either look old, or she can look like a stripper. But she can never look any better." ......THAT'S the best Megan could come up with?! Bah, Megan is a jealous hater. And Heather had a point, at the very least.
THEN Megan is up for inspection, and this is the clip that's been playing like nuts in all of the trailers for "Charm School." Melissa asks Megan what she thinks the message is that she's giving in her silver bikini and rhinestone belly chain getup. Megan responds, "Sporty?" with that upward-sounding inflection that makes her sound ever-so-bimbo-ish.
Daniella asks her just where she would wear this to besides the beach, because...it's a frickin' BIKINI! Megan's all, "Yeah, but, you know, like, I like to wear bikinis all the time, like, shopping, or, like, a nice lunch!" And I typed this verbatim as I heard it on the TV and with closed captioning on.
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE MEGAN SOME SPEECH LESSONS!!!! Quit saying "like" and "you know" all the damn time!!!
"Valley Girl" by Moon Unit Zappa (with daddy Frank):
Anyhoo, like ohmigod, what was I saying? Totally barf me out, ya know? Brandi M. says she shouldn't be allowed around food in that getup. Melissa explains that yeah, dressed like that, of course men will look and want to...."Tap that," one of the others replies. "BUT THEN..." Melissa goes on, "....men look at you like you're a toy, and when they're done with you, then they want to put you back." Got that Megan? No? Still a dumb blonde? All righty then. Her retarded dog whines and puts its head in between its doggy-sneakered paws. I cry a little on the inside. I thought Sarah Palin set the women's movement back. WAS I WRONG!
The point is that it's better to buy key pieces as opposed to buying trendy pieces. Key pieces are things that are versatile and that you can wear with other pieces of clothing. Plus, if you wear something basic, you can accessorize with shoes or handbags or jewelry. I know this shit already. I read Seventeen and YM when I was a teenager, and I still read Elle and Vogue and Cosmopolitan to this day. What are these chicks reading--Hustler and Playboy? Now Melissa has the girls pick the three girls most in need of a makeover.
Stupid stupid Megan and Brandi C. are like, "We want to go to the salon! We're going to vote for ourselves!" The thing is, Brandi C. and Megan really DO need the makeover, but I don't think they're going to be going to a SALON for their hair and for mani/pedis. Ultimately, Megan, Brandi C. and Heather get the majority of the votes. These three get to choose their teams to help make them over.
Heather--Jessica, Dallas, Destiney (she likes her and Inna both, but she's known Destiney longer)
Megan--Lacey (shock shock), Rodeo (even though they both hate each other from "I Love Money," but Rodeo has style and class....BWAH-HA HA!), Inna (by default, because she was the last one standing)
Brandi C.--Kristy Jo, Brandi M. (I'm surprised!)
Inna's all "Yippie" in a meek sarcastic tone to be placed on Megan's team, but Megan's all, "That's okay, I can just have a team with two," so Inna is placed on Brandi C.'s team. Brandi C., in her interview, is all, "Now I have to have a Russian man, a trailer park trainwreck, and someone who doesn't even speak on my team." Bitch, pout, whine. And really....Kristy Jo hasn't said more than two words the whole time!! WTF?! I almost forgot she was still on this show!
The teams will be putting together three looks: a job interview at a rock and roll magazine, a cocktail party outfit, and "meeting your rock and roll BF's parents." They will be doing this at a store called It's a Wrap, using old clothing previously used on TV shows and movie sets. They also get a $300 gift card to buy all of the stuff, including shoes. Inna asks if they can use stuff they already have, and the answer to that is "Nope." PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!
Later on, they're all arriving at It's a Wrap. Brandi C. is complaining that her team sucks. Oh well, just suck it up and learn to work with what you have. Daniella gives them their gift cards, reminds them of what looks they're going for, and sets them off to look. It's hectic, finding clothes that fit and/or match, and staying within budget. Brandi M. remarks that when you get Brandi C. away from Lacey and Megan, she's actually really nice and lady-like. So there may be some hope after all for our favorite pink-haired twat!
Heather's team seems to be doing all right, but Megan's team has their work cut out for them. Megan doesn't like ANYTHING Lacey and Rodeo are finding for her, and Lacey's getting frustrated with Megan's finicky attitude. Plus, they're wasting time. Everyone's checking out, there's a minute and 40 seconds left, and Megan's still in the damn dressing room. They have run out of time, they have nothing to show for themselves, no accessories, NOTHING! Soooo....Megan breaks the rules. She rips Rodeo's bracelet off her wrist and shoves it in the bag, trying to look sly. Uh-UH! Brandi M. saw what Megan did! Megan realizes that Brandi M. saw her, so she takes the bracelet out of the bag and gives it back to Rodeo, knowing that Brandi M. will TOTALLY tattle on her and get her in trouble.
Okay....the fact that Megan couldn't even be bothered to put on clothes to go shopping bothers me. If she went out in public like that, she'd probably be solicited and arrested for such. (I remember when this happened at the New York City Rocky-con when Cecilia was wearing one of her sexy get-ups in the lobby. Luckily, she didn't get arrested.)
Back at the house, Brandi M. confronts Rodeo over the bracelet incident. At first, Brandi M. thought it was a group effort to try to cheat, but I guess Rodeo had no control of Megan just taking the bracelet off of her wrist. So Rodeo's pretty pissed about that, because we know Rodeo don't put up with anybody's crap. She didn't even want to be involved with cheating, and made Megan take it back.
Upstairs, Rodeo pow-wows with Lacey and Megan over the bracelet incident. Rodeo really wasn't aware of what Megan was doing until the fact. Megan tries to act all, "Well, you gave it to me..." Uh-UH! No way, bitch! Don't even start! Rodeo just wants them to win fairly!
Lacey, in her interview, is all, "I didn't think overly-emotional Rodeo would be the reason for our group winning or losing," and says that she accused both her and Megan of ripping off her bracelet.
Rodeo: "I want to be honest, and don't..."
Megan: "Me too, that's why we decided as a group against putting an extra bracelet in the bag."
Since when did this become a group effort? I didn't see any part of Megan scheming with Lacey to steal a bracelet and shove it in the bag. And how DARE Megan suggest this? She really IS dumber than a box of rocks. And Lacey and Megan laugh about it, like, "Oh, how fun! It really was a good idea, wasn't it?" just pissing Rodeo off even more. Rodeo whips into MOM mode and does her best to put Megan into her place, firmly tells that she knows what she saw Megan doing and to quit lying. Lacey's all, "Please, Rodeo's just causing drama" and Brandi C.'s all, "That girl needs a padded room or something."
I think the fact that Rodeo is older than the rest of the group and has a kid herself gives her a bit of an advantage. The majority of the girls in the house are on that adolescent-level, and if she has to treat them like a kid and manhandle them, she isn't above that. Basically, Rodeo doesn't put up with childish crap like stealing and cheating and lying.
Who else here thinks Rodeo doesn't really need Charm School?
Next morning, we get shots of Rodeo working out. (Because she is a body-building competitor, after all. And she sings at weddings. And she collects swords.) And she's remarking that the last night was rough, but hopefully things work themselves out today. Oh GOD, I hope she doesn't get eliminated. The rest of the girls are getting their stuff together and ready for the fashion show. They convene downstairs (and once again, Lacey is wearing heels and can't walk worth a damn in them AT ALL). And once they have their stuff hung up, Sharon warns them that when you're involved with the rock 'n roll lifestyle and on the road, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. Jessica doesn't like the sound of this.
So what happens? Riki takes the clothes and accessories, puts them in a pile in a dufflebag, and FREAKING TAKES A WEED WACKER TO THEM!!!!
Riki goes on ruining the clothes, pouring chocolate sauce and cigarette ashes/butts all over them, tons of other shit. The point of this is....shit happens! Backstage, you get pushed, your clothes get torn, you get stuff spilled on you, your suitcase may get lost or your stuff may get ruined, but you have to deal with it and recover, and that's what they'll have to do. Luckily, there's a recovery table, so Sharon's giving the girls an hour to try to salvage their clothes and accessories the best that they can.
FINALLY!! KRISTY JO SPEAKS! It's a tiny part in an interview, but she speaks!
Jessica comments that Sharon gives them scissors, a glue stick, some Sharpies and a stain stick to fix their clothing in one hour. "Um...I'm not MacGuyver!" The fact that Jessica is probably a young 'un and references "MacGuyver" makes me realize she is DEFINITELY smarter than people give her credit for. I automatically like her.
Inna is told that she has to prepare her speech because she's been chosen to emcee the "fashion show," but she's nervous and starts sipping on some champagne. Not a good idea, Inna. Remember what happened to Courtney?
Their guest judge today is Jeffrey Sebelia, the winner from Project Runway season 3.
First up is Heather in her "interview" outfit, which looks decent. Sharon asks if much damage was done to the outfit, and Destiney reports there was quite a bit of mustard, so they had to soak it out, and it's still kind of wet. Heather looks much more presentable than she did on Day One. Megan in her "interview" outfit...you can tell they had to BS a lot of this with the scarves provided in the "recovery" table. Brandi C.'s probably looks the best. (I like what they did with her hair.) Problem is, Inna's having some problems with the descriptions. Probably because she's tipsy. And I hope she realizes that this reflects on her.
Now the "cocktail party" outfits. Heather's doesn't really do anything for me, but at least she doesn't look skanky. Megan comes out in this v-necked charcoal gray dress that you can tell has some obvious chocolate syrup spots on it. Sharon asks if Megan chose the dress. Megan says, "No, I did not." Rodeo says that she did. Problem is, because Megan was so picky about what clothes they were going to get her and taking her sweet ass time in the process, they had to make do with what they got. Really, Megan hates the dress. In her interview, she claims Rodeo is trying to sabotage her.
Brandi C. wears this black satin top and studded pants with a leopard-print fedora which actually looks really cute on her. And once again, Inna's having problems with her slurred speech. Brandi C. keeps wanting to pin this on her being Russian and not knowing English. Okay, in my opinion, Inna speaks English pretty well. It's not terr-ee-ble like Angelique's interpretation of the English language.
Now the "rocker BF's parents" look. Heather's outfit...well, doesn't look like something she would normally wear. But isn't that the point of this, to take away from how skanky she looked before? Daniella asks her if this is something she would really wear. "Yeah!" Heather says. She genuinely does like the clothes that they chose for her. Sharon, Daniella and Jeffrey don't really believe her, but oh well.
Megan comes out wearing this taupe-colored lacy cocktail dress that is actually cute. And she makes it a point to mention "This is the piece that I picked out." Rodeo responds, "No, it's not." In her interview, Megan's all, "I can't believe Rodeo's trying to start an argument with me! In front of the judges!" Daniella asks if they really put forth a team effort, and Megan says that the comment Rodeo made about the last dress being the one Megan REALLY liked was 100% inaccurate. Really, Megan, you're going to make a big flipping deal over some stupid little comment? Grow the fuck up, you childish whore. Sharon says that they should talk about this after the fashion show. To the Headmistress' Quarters with you both. Now is not the time.
Brandi C. comes out in this cute gray-colored tunic and dark denim jeans. They had to fix the top with some other accessory, so it's not pearl like it originally was. And they gave Brandi C. a crystal-studded headband. Daniella is noticing Inna stumbling over her words, and she asks if she's not well-prepared or if she's nervous. It's a bit of both...and because of alcohol, too! She makes up some BS excuse that they had a different shirt before it got destroyed.
All three teams are asked how well they worked together. Heather's team felt they meshed well together, no arguments. Megan's team...what the hell is going on? Sharon feels a very strong undercurrent going on with their team. Lacey tries to gloss over it, "We had some issues, but everything's fine now." BULLSHIT. Sharon looks like she doesn't buy it. So finally, Rodeo comes clean. She explains how Megan reached over and ripped off her bracelet and shoved it in the bag, basically felt the need to resort to cheating.
Sharon points out that because they had $300 to spend on clothing and accessories in an hour's time, they felt they had to cheat. Lacey's all, "Oh yeah, Rodeo is hanging herself, and I am just handing her that rope." NO, Lacey. Rodeo is telling the truth about how Megan is a cheater and Rodeo won't allow herself to be taken advantage of like that. Lacey really DOES believe her own little stories, doesn't she? (Seriously, you have to watch this episode to see how it went down with the "stealing bracelet" incident, because Megan even ADMITS to this, and then she and Lacey spin it into "Gawd, Rodeo and her DRAMA!") Rodeo tells Sharon that normally she wouldn't just walked away from the incident, but she knows Sharon doesn't respect a quitter, and Rodeo is not a quitter. She stands up for herself. Then Lacey gets all fucking obnoxious as shit and claps her hands and applauds Rodeo on her stupendous acting job. And you can tell Rodeo is doing her DAMNDEST to keep her cool and NOT fucking punch Lacey in the face. Megan and Lacey are yelling to defend themselves, so finally Daniella asks if the bracelet was ultimately used in the show. They all respond, "No." Riki responds, "All this drama over a bracelet?!" (IKR?!) Then Lacey says, "Rodeo is framing us to get us in trouble!" which is really a bunch of crap. (Like I said, you have to watch the episode to make your judgment, and my judgment is that Lacey and Megan are scheming and trying to just get Rodeo kicked out.)
Sharon has to raise her voice and say, "We have a SPECIAL GUEST here today. How do you think he feels witnessing this?!" Lacey says, "This is why I didn't want to discuss this here." (No, she just wanted to discuss this in Sharon's office where she can put her crafty spin on things and lie even more.) Jeffrey can't understand why they just couldn't drop it and bring their baggage with them on the catwalk. Rodeo says that she tried. And really, she did. But Megan had to open up her mouth and be all, "I don't like this outfit, ugh." Sharon tells them all to zip it and they'll discuss it later.
Finally, Brandi C.'s team, who actually worked together very well, given Brandi C. and Brandi M pretty much hating each other. But that's when you put the petty shit aside. *raises an eyebrow*
Sharon's judgment? Megan's team had the best looks. However, as a team, they were a "complete and utter disaster!" In her interview, Megan's all, "If Rodeo had kept her big mouth shut, we would've won." Uh, if you hadn't been so picky and lazy and actually worked with Lacey and Rodeo earlier in the store, you might have had a better chance of winning. I feel bad. I have a feeling Rodeo's going to get eliminated tonight. Brandi C.'s team...Brandi C. ended up looking amazing, and they probably did work well as a group. However, Inna was not well-prepared, and just showed up with her hair looking like crap and wearing flip-flops. Points off for that.
TEAM HEATHER FTW! Yeah! Class dismissed.
Later on, Rodeo goes to see Sharon in her office to defend herself, especially since Lacey and Megan are the ones saying Rodeo's a liar and she's framing them. Now...this is why they need to replay the footage for Sharon, even if it's just a tiny handheld camera. Sharon likes Rodeo, but admits that she lets her emotions get the best of her. Now Rodeo's crying.
Oh the drama. This makes for good TV.
Sharon takes a lot of this into consideration, then asks Rodeo to leave and to let Megan come in. OH GOD, MEGAN. Sharon asks her one question: "Did you try and cheat yesterday?" And you think, "It's Sharon. Megan's not going to lie to Sharon AGAIN, is she?"
YES SHE IS!!!!!! With this sickeningly sweet smile on her face, Megan says straight to Sharon's face, "I did not cheat yesterday." OH GOD, I HATE THIS BITCH. More than I hate Lacey.
Guess who else hates ya, Megan, you LIAR?!
YEAH, I GOT PAST MAKING "JEM" REFERENCES ABOUT BRANDI C.'S PINK HAIR THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE RECAP, BUT RIO PACHECCO HATES DECEPTION AND DESPISES LIARS AS MUCH AS I DO.
Elimination time. Lacey doesn't feel like she's going home tonight, and really, there's no need for Lacey to.
I felt Lacey really didn't have much of anything to do with the Megan/Rodeo feud. Lacey just stirred it up even more.
Sharon felt that the girls ultimately all did a good job. HOWEVER, Riki calls out Brandi C. again. WTF?! What now?! Okay, Riki doesn't like Brandi C. or Megan or Heather. We get it. But he just compliments Brandi C. on being the slammingest chick in their today. Wow....well, score one for Brandi C. "So whatever anyone taught you today, remember it."
Inna, Megan, Lacey and Rodeo are all called down to the carpet. Daniella was disappointed in Inna's effort in her group. Kristy Jo (REMEMBER HER?!) says that maybe if Inna had spent more time preparing her speech and how she presented herself, they probably would've won today. Riki says that they didn't need all of that drama today on the catwalk. He makes it out like Rodeo started it, but really, if Megan hadn't opened her mouth about how she didn't like any of it....Lacey, in her interview, is going, "PLEASE send that redneck Rodeo home!" *rolls eyes*
Daniella remarks that this probably isn't for Rodeo. She also says that while Megan looked great, her actions caused a lot of drama and distrust with her teammates. (THANK YOU, DANIELLA!) Riki points out to Lacey that there was drama between Rodeo and Megan, THEM ALONE. "Why do you have to come into the epicenter of it?! Anytime there's any type of drama, you have to be a part of it!" Lacey starts to defend herself, "I just can't see--" but Sharon cuts her off and says, "Don't you DARE." She motions for Lacey to zip it. Daniella admits that she did a good job of styling Megan, but she agrees with Riki that her mouth overshadowed a lot of it. Cut over to Dallas in the crowd, silently laughing. (YEAH!)
Sharon starts in on Lacey.
"Evil Lacey."
Lacey starts defending herself, "I have strong opinio--" and Sharon cuts her off AGAIN! (I'm LOVING this!) Sharon tells Lacey that she is pushing her buttons. REALLY pushing her buttons. Pushing them to a point where she's ready to tell her to pack her bags and just leave. (But she can't, because the producers are telling Sharon, "The evil redhead brings in ratings! She makes for good TV!") But she's not done with her yet.
Oh hell, here's the clip from Vh1.com. It's too good to describe! Sharon tears into Lacey and Megan!:
Of all the people who should've been eliminated tonight, it really should've been Megan. But no. The producers probably told Sharon, "Oh yeah, keep the leggy blonde on as well. She's a troublemaker. And she's hot. She's good for ratings." But Sharon really wants to make sure that Lacey and Megan are capable of turning their behaviour around. Whatever. Like I said, I'm disappointed. So is Heather: "How is it down to Rodeo and Inna?! How is this possible? At least they have hearts!" IKR?!!
Down to Rodeo and Inna. Oh God, please don't send Rodeo home. I like Rodeo too much, even if she is kind of full of it. Sharon starts scolding Inna for not having enough pride in herself to not be prepared for the fashion show, coming down in her flip-flops and not grooming herself well enough, blah blah blah. And I'm thinking, "Is this REALLY grounds for dismissal compared to the shit Lacey and Megan pulled? REALLY?!" Sharon points out that she let her team down, and she let Sharon down. Let me pull out the world's tiniest violin and play the world's saddest song:
Now onto Rodeo....she let her emotions get the better of her. She blew it, in Sharon's eyes.
WELL, LACEY AND MEGAN GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. Rodeo got expelled because of their stupid shenanegans! I am NOT a happy camper! Rodeo didn't deserve this! Dallas is upset, too, because Megan and Lacey were the ones who lied, cheated and stole. Not Rodeo. And she got expelled for SUCH a stupid reason, too. Not fair. This....this was just a shit-tastic week for "Charm School," in my opinion.
Sharon explains this that she feels that Megan, Lacey and Inna really have more to learn than Rodeo does. And she does have a point. Rodeo didn't really need to be there. There was nothing about her that really needed to be changed. She gets up during her interview and walks off, but you can hear her crying again and saying, "I stood up for myself and I looked like an idiot, and I'm pissed off as hell! And it was all because of that fucking bitch Megan. And I need money, and that bitch is able to stay here. She's a fucking whore, and a slut, and I fucking hate her!" GOD, Rodeo, I totally agree. I hear ya, hon.
I can't WAIT for the reunion episode. Megan will get hers. I can guarantee it.
Lacey...she's all, "YES! So glad Rodeo's gone! Watch and learn, girls. You don't fuck with me and get away with it." Ah yes, you tell yourself that so you can sleep better at night.
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Date: 2008-10-27 05:37 am (UTC)I HATE Lacey and Megan. I get why they sent Rodeo home (because you're right, she doesn't really need to learn much), but I hate the fact that it looks like Lacey/Megan is coming out on top. I'm really hoping that the reunion show does equal retribution.
Sharon made me laugh, but I got an extreme chuckle out of Dallas, and the girl standing next to her that went wide-eyed (can't remember her name!).
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Date: 2008-10-27 10:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-28 01:14 am (UTC)