"Charm School" is in session, bitches!

Last week on "Rock of Love: Charm School," we got to see the skanks who want to make themselves over into...non-skanky types. We got reacquainted with Sharon Osbourne, and we met the deans. Megan wanted to be a trophy wife, Brandi M. burped and farted, Lacey started shit with Dallas and got an apple thrown at her head in the process, Raven felt she was above this shit and eliminated herself, and Courtney got eliminated because she's a total lush.

HERE ARE THE FEATURED WORDS OF THIS EPISODE: "Pink" and "fatties."

The next morning, Lacey and Dallas are up bright and early, primping in front of their vanity mirrors. Lacey's all, "My ear is still ringing from Dallas throwing that apple at me, WTF?" Cut to Angelique, ze French streeper, fixing her terr-ee-ble extensions (and you thought Britney Spears' extensions were bad!) and putting her makeup on her face. And hoo boy, does Angelique have some duck lips! They're like putting both Mary-Kate and Ashley's duck lips together! Whatevair, Angelique ees all about ze seckz. (And you HAVE to mention this whenever you mention Angelique, because she is FRENCH and SEXAY!)


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.....EVERYTHING EES PEEEENK!!!!

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Sgt. Jones greets the girls with, "Well, welcome, tarts!" (I would've called them "skanks," but to each his own.) ( Read more... )

Sgt. Jones is all, "THERE'S NO CRYING IN BAG TOSS!!" ( Read more... )

"This is WAR!" No, this is petty shit, get over it.
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AND IT'S PIIIIIINK!!!!!

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Man, Megan likes to call people either "trashy" or "fat." I REALLY don't like this self-absorbed bitch. ( Read more... )

Elimination time. Sharon calls Dallas down (Lacey gloats), Angelique (Whaaa....?!) and Brandi M. (Megan says, "She's a shit-starter, she's ugly, and she's trailer park trash." Oh yeah, good reasons to get anyone eliminated.)( Read more... )