chicks like this give us women a bad name

SupaEman1: so whats up home slizzle
RavenMcCoy1980: nuttin' much
SupaEman1: E needs smacked
SupaEman1: he is sooo bored
RavenMcCoy1980: sittin' here eatin' nacho pretzel combos
SupaEman1: he's watching golf
RavenMcCoy1980: golf is booooring
SupaEman1: i had jalepeno cheddar ritz bitz
RavenMcCoy1980: i'm watching "mean girls"
RavenMcCoy1980: and it don't come out to buy/rent till tuesday
SupaEman1: that chick is hot
RavenMcCoy1980: lindsay lohan?
SupaEman1: I heart lindsay lohen
RavenMcCoy1980: i'll say this in a non-lesbian way, but you're right
RavenMcCoy1980: what's been up with you?
SupaEman1: thats cause E has good taste
SupaEman1: sometimes.
RavenMcCoy1980: *heh* sometimes
SupaEman1: mmm broke up with my chick
RavenMcCoy1980: awww :(
SupaEman1: no way im happy
RavenMcCoy1980: was she driving you nuts?
SupaEman1: psycho tried to stab me
RavenMcCoy1980: wtf?!
SupaEman1: yah
SupaEman1: okie
SupaEman1: so im like sitting in my room
SupaEman1: and she starts imiing me
SupaEman1: why do you hate me??
SupaEman1: im like uh i dont?
SupaEman1: yes you do!
SupaEman1: you dont talk to me!
SupaEman1: no i dont talk to anyone when im done with work i just talked for 8 hours straight i dont want to talk to anywone
SupaEman1: then you do hate me!
RavenMcCoy1980: and i'm betting you do talk to her, just "not enough"
RavenMcCoy1980: yeah...after work, just need alone time
SupaEman1: not enough?
SupaEman1: if i talked anymore to her id have to quit my job and follow her around
SupaEman1: anyway
RavenMcCoy1980: when you talk, but the other person feels needy anyway
SupaEman1: no she's just crazy
SupaEman1: s'all
SupaEman1: so anyway
RavenMcCoy1980: ah
SupaEman1: i go to the shitter
RavenMcCoy1980: lol
SupaEman1: and all my shits at the bottom of the steps
SupaEman1: im like pick that shit up
SupaEman1: NOPE!
SupaEman1: so i pushed everything off the coffee table
SupaEman1: and sit on the couch
SupaEman1: and she gets a knife and swings
SupaEman1: missed me by like 3 inches, right in the couch
RavenMcCoy1980: dayum
RavenMcCoy1980: yep...psycho
SupaEman1: then she's all like forgive me!!!
RavenMcCoy1980: shit no!
SupaEman1: E is like no
SupaEman1: so she calls the cops on me
RavenMcCoy1980: wtf?!
SupaEman1: (this is like a few hours later)
RavenMcCoy1980: why'd she call the cops on YOU?
SupaEman1: i hear someone calling my name
SupaEman1: im in my room sleeping
SupaEman1: cause she's crazy
SupaEman1: so the cops show up and are like whats going on
SupaEman1: and i tell my story
SupaEman1: but they saw my bowl and weed
RavenMcCoy1980: FUCK
SupaEman1: and gave me a disorderly for it
RavenMcCoy1980: even though SHE tried to stab YOU
SupaEman1: yeah well i gotta square that away on the 29th
RavenMcCoy1980: damn, dude
SupaEman1: eh oh well
SupaEman1: hopefully E wont have to pay
SupaEman1: we shall see
RavenMcCoy1980: hopefully, yeah
RavenMcCoy1980: good luck
SupaEman1: whoops
SupaEman1: now you just jinxed E!
SupaEman1: :-P
RavenMcCoy1980: nah
SupaEman1: brb gotta switch laundry
RavenMcCoy1980: okee
RavenMcCoy1980: i'm a lucky holly...i don't jinx