note to self:
Mar. 21st, 2004 03:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hollybrooke--Do not spend your last ten dollars on lottery tickets and vodka.
--Indulge early and often.
--Pretend to know; look it up in the dictionary later.
--Learn how to fall in love without giving up yourself...or your apartment.
--If planning to undress for an audience, wear matching bra and panties or nothing at all.
--Do not pluck or tweeze anything while driving.
--Chain letters and email are a complete waste of time, unless they affect luck, love life, or length of orgasm.
--If you're not scaring anyone, you're not being bad enough.
--Natural deodorant? No.
--At next staff meeting, propose casual sex Fridays.
--Just because it's free doesn't mean you want it.
--Do not flush toilet with foot when wearing mules.
--Friends don't let friends shop drunk.
--Ignore tempting offers of free airfare, lodging, and meals. When it's family, it's no vacation.
--Indulge early and often.
--Pretend to know; look it up in the dictionary later.
--Learn how to fall in love without giving up yourself...or your apartment.
--If planning to undress for an audience, wear matching bra and panties or nothing at all.
--Do not pluck or tweeze anything while driving.
--Chain letters and email are a complete waste of time, unless they affect luck, love life, or length of orgasm.
--If you're not scaring anyone, you're not being bad enough.
--Natural deodorant? No.
--At next staff meeting, propose casual sex Fridays.
--Just because it's free doesn't mean you want it.
--Do not flush toilet with foot when wearing mules.
--Friends don't let friends shop drunk.
--Ignore tempting offers of free airfare, lodging, and meals. When it's family, it's no vacation.
