Britney Spears to world: "I'm back and open for business!"

[hollybrooke]

WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK. GRAPHIC IMAGES AHEAD. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE BRITNEY'S VAGINA AND BE DISGUSTED AND POSSIBLY PUKE ALL OVER YOUR KEYBOARD, DO NOT CLICK:


Britney: "Anything you can do, I can do better..."
Paris: *giggles* "You are waaay drunk, Brit, keep your legs closed."


Britney: "Aw hayulll no, Paris! I'm a free woman! I'm open for business now!"




Person in jeans: *tries to block the view* "Uh, Ms. Spears? No one wants to see that."
Britney: "Fuck you, I'll do whatever the hell I want! Get outta my way, bitch!"




Okay, if this were The Rocky Horror Picture Show, someone would hop up on stage (probably Rodney or Zero or Jim Bane or someone) and try to shove a broomstick in between her pussy lips:




Britney: "NO MORE MUFFIN FOR YOU, KEVIN!"




Britney: "I make my momma so proud!"

Comments

[mellebelle13.livejournal.com]

bandwidth exceeded.

[promisemewings.livejournal.com]

Son of a bitch.

Oh well, they were disgusting pictures anyhoo.

[benchwarmerjim.livejournal.com]

:edit:

mind as well release the sex tape now
make some money off being naked

[promisemewings.livejournal.com]

She's already givin' it away for free, though. No one wants used goods.

[selve.livejournal.com]

Imitating Paris = comeback? The sad thing is, probably yes.

[promisemewings.livejournal.com]

Dees-gusting, if you ask me. Ugh.