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hollybrookeLike a fool, I actually watched that two-night "Kim's Fairytale Wedding" crap that E! aired only three weeks ago. Now let me get out of the way that I don't obsessively follow "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." I watch the show when it's airing in constant repeats during the day (because E! likes to marathon the crap out of that show) and there's nothing else to watch. And somehow I know about their business because E! just won't quit riding that cash pony. They're kind of in my face when I don't want them to, and I ask myself, "Why do I even know about this?!"
But like I said, yeah, I watched "Kim's Fairytale Wedding." Purely for laughs. And there were plenty. But the one thing I noticed was that Kim's and Kris Humphries's personalities did not mesh well. You could tell there wasn't much chemistry between them at all. He's a somewhat easy-going frat-boy type, and she's a snobbish, control-freak princess. Khloe was such a pain in the ass when it came to him (she treated him the same way she treats Scott Disick; Khloe just seems to always have a chip on her shoulder about any guy her sisters date, don't know what the hell Khloe's problem is). Mama Kris just kept meddling in all of the wedding plans. And I believe Kim may actually have been on board about actually moving to Minnesota and changing her last name to Humphries....until Kris Jenner put in her two cents.
The very telling moments in the show that made me think, "Yeah, this won't last"? Kris moved in with Kim in LA and brought his dogs with him. They pooped in the yard and Kim freaked. (Because that's what dogs do, Kim. I'd freak out more if they pooped in the house. They aren't cats that can go in a litter box.) Kris had one of them on the kitchen counter, cleaning out their eye boogers, and Kim freaked over how "unsanitary it was to do it on the kitchen counter." Kris bitched that Kim never cooks anyway. (Score one for K-Humph.) The dogs jumped onto Kim's bed when they were going to sleep (with Kim in full makeup; how staged was this BS?), and Kim freaked: "The dogs are NOT sleeping with us! That's not sanitary! This bedspread is SILK!" And then she suggested crating the dogs. OH HONEY, NO. That did NOT go over well with Kris.
First of all...speaking as a dog owner and lover, if a guy I dated was that way about Bo, I'd dump his ass. Sorry, love me, love my dog. Second of all, if Kim is acting this way about two little dogs, think of how she would be as a parent. If she can't handle messes, I don't think she could handle a baby. Just saying.
Then there were the moments when Kris would actually call Kim out on her BS. He bitched at one point that she's had this wedding planned since she was a kid, and he just felt like the default groom she could slide into the scenario. Well.....yeah, pretty much. Then there was the whole argument about whether she would change her last name and move to Minnesota, and how she couldn't leave behind her career in Los Angeles. She was going on about her work ethic, and Kris actually said, "What work ethic? Four years ago, you were working at a boutique in the Valley, and now you think you're some sort of princess or something." YEAH, HE WENT THERE. It was funny because it's true. And Kim did NOT like being called out on that. Hell, he called Khloe out on questioning his intentions in marrying Kim in the first place. He told Khloe she had no right in questioning that sort of stuff because she was the one who married an LA Laker within two months of meeting him. The truth hurts, and the Kardashians don't like to hear it.
But what really made my head spin was the episode where they all went to Bali, and Kim was talking about her previous marriage to Damon Dash. K-Humph was all, "....What?! You were married before?!" Moron, you're dating Kim Fucking Kardashian. You didn't even think to do a Google search on her? Or check her out on Wikipedia? Or, WHEREVER?! She's ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. (Just saying.)
So yeah. Who didn't know they wouldn't work out? I gave it a year, tops. The divorce came sooner than expected, actually.
Here is Kimdoing damage control because she's already getting backlash over this giving her fans a statement:
This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.
I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!
Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.
I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through. But I do know that I have to follow my heart. I never had the intention of hurting anybody and I accept full responsibility for my actions and decisions, and for taking everyone on this journey with me. It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for.
There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.
I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart I believe now that I really am.
(Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/64017948.html?thread=10978654236#ixzz1cYeAHWur)
My response to Kim'sdamage control letter to her fans? (Verbatim from ONTD):
Bitch, you didn't even TRY!
First of all, deciding where you to will live and settle down to raise a family is a decision you need to be set on BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED.
Second of all, if you didn't want to get married to Kris, you could've just bailed. It's simple! Crystal Harris did this! NOT THAT HARD.
Third of all, be honest, Kim. You were jealous that Khloe got a big wedding within 9 days and you didn't get a big wedding when you first got married. You wanted a WEDDING. You didn't really want to get married.
Fourth of all, YOU FUCKING RETURN THOSE GIFTS, YOU GREEDY BITCH. Don't donate that to charity. That was an outrageous registry full of useless expensive shit. The people who bought that for you could probably use that money better than you donating the gifts to charity.
Fifth of all, don't lie. You made money off that wedding. You, your mom, Ryan Seacrest.....everyone had a hand in it.
And finally, if you truly indeed marry for love, then at least try a trial separation before jumping the gun and getting a divorce. If you truly want a normal life, you would've moved with your husband to Minnesota. Like I said, you didn't even try.
That's what pisses me off the most about this. It's not necessarily the fact that she did indeed make cash off of this (which she is blatantly denying). I just feel that she didn't even try. Kris Humphries wasn't going to kiss her ass like everyone else does, and he certainly didn't want to end up like Bruce Jenner and Scott Disick, with his balls in his wife's enormous Hermes handbag.
....Just sayin'.
But like I said, yeah, I watched "Kim's Fairytale Wedding." Purely for laughs. And there were plenty. But the one thing I noticed was that Kim's and Kris Humphries's personalities did not mesh well. You could tell there wasn't much chemistry between them at all. He's a somewhat easy-going frat-boy type, and she's a snobbish, control-freak princess. Khloe was such a pain in the ass when it came to him (she treated him the same way she treats Scott Disick; Khloe just seems to always have a chip on her shoulder about any guy her sisters date, don't know what the hell Khloe's problem is). Mama Kris just kept meddling in all of the wedding plans. And I believe Kim may actually have been on board about actually moving to Minnesota and changing her last name to Humphries....until Kris Jenner put in her two cents.
The very telling moments in the show that made me think, "Yeah, this won't last"? Kris moved in with Kim in LA and brought his dogs with him. They pooped in the yard and Kim freaked. (Because that's what dogs do, Kim. I'd freak out more if they pooped in the house. They aren't cats that can go in a litter box.) Kris had one of them on the kitchen counter, cleaning out their eye boogers, and Kim freaked over how "unsanitary it was to do it on the kitchen counter." Kris bitched that Kim never cooks anyway. (Score one for K-Humph.) The dogs jumped onto Kim's bed when they were going to sleep (with Kim in full makeup; how staged was this BS?), and Kim freaked: "The dogs are NOT sleeping with us! That's not sanitary! This bedspread is SILK!" And then she suggested crating the dogs. OH HONEY, NO. That did NOT go over well with Kris.
First of all...speaking as a dog owner and lover, if a guy I dated was that way about Bo, I'd dump his ass. Sorry, love me, love my dog. Second of all, if Kim is acting this way about two little dogs, think of how she would be as a parent. If she can't handle messes, I don't think she could handle a baby. Just saying.
Then there were the moments when Kris would actually call Kim out on her BS. He bitched at one point that she's had this wedding planned since she was a kid, and he just felt like the default groom she could slide into the scenario. Well.....yeah, pretty much. Then there was the whole argument about whether she would change her last name and move to Minnesota, and how she couldn't leave behind her career in Los Angeles. She was going on about her work ethic, and Kris actually said, "What work ethic? Four years ago, you were working at a boutique in the Valley, and now you think you're some sort of princess or something." YEAH, HE WENT THERE. It was funny because it's true. And Kim did NOT like being called out on that. Hell, he called Khloe out on questioning his intentions in marrying Kim in the first place. He told Khloe she had no right in questioning that sort of stuff because she was the one who married an LA Laker within two months of meeting him. The truth hurts, and the Kardashians don't like to hear it.
But what really made my head spin was the episode where they all went to Bali, and Kim was talking about her previous marriage to Damon Dash. K-Humph was all, "....What?! You were married before?!" Moron, you're dating Kim Fucking Kardashian. You didn't even think to do a Google search on her? Or check her out on Wikipedia? Or, WHEREVER?! She's ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. (Just saying.)
So yeah. Who didn't know they wouldn't work out? I gave it a year, tops. The divorce came sooner than expected, actually.
Here is Kim
This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.
I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!
Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.
I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through. But I do know that I have to follow my heart. I never had the intention of hurting anybody and I accept full responsibility for my actions and decisions, and for taking everyone on this journey with me. It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for.
There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.
I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart I believe now that I really am.
(Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/64017948.html?thread=10978654236#ixzz1cYeAHWur)
My response to Kim's
Bitch, you didn't even TRY!
First of all, deciding where you to will live and settle down to raise a family is a decision you need to be set on BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED.
Second of all, if you didn't want to get married to Kris, you could've just bailed. It's simple! Crystal Harris did this! NOT THAT HARD.
Third of all, be honest, Kim. You were jealous that Khloe got a big wedding within 9 days and you didn't get a big wedding when you first got married. You wanted a WEDDING. You didn't really want to get married.
Fourth of all, YOU FUCKING RETURN THOSE GIFTS, YOU GREEDY BITCH. Don't donate that to charity. That was an outrageous registry full of useless expensive shit. The people who bought that for you could probably use that money better than you donating the gifts to charity.
Fifth of all, don't lie. You made money off that wedding. You, your mom, Ryan Seacrest.....everyone had a hand in it.
And finally, if you truly indeed marry for love, then at least try a trial separation before jumping the gun and getting a divorce. If you truly want a normal life, you would've moved with your husband to Minnesota. Like I said, you didn't even try.
That's what pisses me off the most about this. It's not necessarily the fact that she did indeed make cash off of this (which she is blatantly denying). I just feel that she didn't even try. Kris Humphries wasn't going to kiss her ass like everyone else does, and he certainly didn't want to end up like Bruce Jenner and Scott Disick, with his balls in his wife's enormous Hermes handbag.
....Just sayin'.
