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I saw Machete today, and something bothered the living shit out of me.
Now, if anyone else saw the movie....did Jessica Alba get a lead credit at the beginning of the movie? I don't recall catching it. I caught one for Michelle Rodriguez, and I caught one for Lindsay Lohan, but I didn't catch one for Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba had one of the larger parts in the movie. Lindsay Lohan was in the movie for a whopping ten minutes. How is it that Lindsay Lohan gets a billing over Jessica Alba?
And let's be honest, playing a drunken/drugged-out, spoiled attention whore daughter of a rich bigwig and getting naked? OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE'S THE BEST FUCKING ACTRESS OF OUR GENERATION!!! LET'S GIVE LINDSAY LOHAN AN OSCAR BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT AND SHE'S A DAMN GOOD ACTRESS! NOT LIKE THAT WAS MUCH OF AN ACTING STRETCH AT ALL!!!
I hope Inferno fucking flops. I'm just a big Lindsay Lohan hater, so that must make me ugly and fat. Why the hell she got a billing over Jessica Alba is beyond me.
Now, if anyone else saw the movie....did Jessica Alba get a lead credit at the beginning of the movie? I don't recall catching it. I caught one for Michelle Rodriguez, and I caught one for Lindsay Lohan, but I didn't catch one for Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba had one of the larger parts in the movie. Lindsay Lohan was in the movie for a whopping ten minutes. How is it that Lindsay Lohan gets a billing over Jessica Alba?
And let's be honest, playing a drunken/drugged-out, spoiled attention whore daughter of a rich bigwig and getting naked? OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE'S THE BEST FUCKING ACTRESS OF OUR GENERATION!!! LET'S GIVE LINDSAY LOHAN AN OSCAR BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT AND SHE'S A DAMN GOOD ACTRESS! NOT LIKE THAT WAS MUCH OF AN ACTING STRETCH AT ALL!!!
I hope Inferno fucking flops. I'm just a big Lindsay Lohan hater, so that must make me ugly and fat. Why the hell she got a billing over Jessica Alba is beyond me.