Holly's Top Episodes of "The Simpsons"
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hollybrookeYesterday, news hit that Morgan Spurlock is going to be doing a documentary on "The Simpsons." So, I've decided to of my favorite episodes of "The Simpsons" ever, in no particular order:
--"Cape Feare" Come on, it's Sideshow Bob at his best.
--"Hurricane Neddy" Because it's fun to see Ned Flanders snap and act out of character.
Rod: Look, Daddy, Todd is stupid and I'm with him. And now Mommy's stupid!
--"Burns Verkauven der Kraftwerk" For the "Land of Chocolate" sequence alone.
--"$pringfield (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Homer: Hello, Florida! *tapes an orange to her, which falls off*
Lisa: I'm not a state, I'm a monster! *cries*
Homer: No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
--"Mr. Plow" Well, DUH.
"I'm Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow."
--"You Only Move Twice" Who doesn't want a boss like Scorpio?
Bart: So, what are you in for?
Gordy: I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?
Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Warren: I start fires.
--"Homer's Phobia" Because John Waters rules
Homer: He didn't give you the gay, did he?
--"Lisa the Vegetarian" Not only for Paul and Linda McCartney, but it was just an excellent episode.
Lisa: "It's bad enough they're eating meat. They don't have to rub it in my face."
--"Homer vs. the 18th Amendment" Which is why prohibition was just never a good idea in the first place.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
--"Homer's Enemy" Two words: FRANK GRIMES.
--"In Marge We Trust" Because of the awesomeness that is Mr. Sparkle.
--"Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'"
"Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
Sixty-four tons of American pride
Canyonero! Canyonero!"
--"Bart's Dog Gets an 'F'" That one will always be one of my favorites and even manages to make me cry a bit.
Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart. Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?
Homer: *cries* Oh, Lisa. If they're ever going to pull the plug on me, I want you in my corner, honey.
--"Moaning Lisa" One of the first season episodes, always been one of my favorites.
--"I Love Lisa" Come ON, man!
Ralph: You choo-choo-choose me?!
--"Lisa's Substitute" Another one that makes me cry a bit. I know I had someone like Mr. Bergstrom in my life when I was a kid.
--"'Round Springfield" The one where Bart accidentally eats the jagged metal Krusty-O and "Bleeding Gums" Murphy dies.
--"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
"Don't ask me. I'm just a girl! *giggle*"
--"Last Exit to Springfield"
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
--"King-Size Homer"
Bart: "I wash myself with a rag on a stick!"
--"Stark Raving Dad" Not really because of recent events. This episodes always been one of my favorites, mainly because in the middle of all the Michael Jackson hoopla, everyone forgot Lisa's birthday:
Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution!
Marge: Oh, my God... Mother was right!
Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!
MJ: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt.
MJ: I understand. People thought I was crazy for the way I dressed.
Homer: What'd you wear?
MJ: One white glove, covered with rhinestones.
Homer: *rubs his finger between his lips making the "crazy" sound*
MJ: Oh, she looks sad.
Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: *turns and looks at MJ and Bart* Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't.
--"I Am Furious Yellow" Because if I'm going to mention "Stark Raving Dad," this one is a good compliment to that episode.
Stan Lee: No, I am the Incredible Hulk! *tries hulking out*
Comic Book Guy: Oh, give it a rest.
Stan Lee: I did it once.
--"Cape Feare" Come on, it's Sideshow Bob at his best.
--"Hurricane Neddy" Because it's fun to see Ned Flanders snap and act out of character.
Rod: Look, Daddy, Todd is stupid and I'm with him. And now Mommy's stupid!
--"Burns Verkauven der Kraftwerk" For the "Land of Chocolate" sequence alone.
--"$pringfield (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Homer: Hello, Florida! *tapes an orange to her, which falls off*
Lisa: I'm not a state, I'm a monster! *cries*
Homer: No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
--"Mr. Plow" Well, DUH.
"I'm Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow."
--"You Only Move Twice" Who doesn't want a boss like Scorpio?
Bart: So, what are you in for?
Gordy: I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?
Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Warren: I start fires.
--"Homer's Phobia" Because John Waters rules
Homer: He didn't give you the gay, did he?
--"Lisa the Vegetarian" Not only for Paul and Linda McCartney, but it was just an excellent episode.
Lisa: "It's bad enough they're eating meat. They don't have to rub it in my face."
--"Homer vs. the 18th Amendment" Which is why prohibition was just never a good idea in the first place.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
--"Homer's Enemy" Two words: FRANK GRIMES.
--"In Marge We Trust" Because of the awesomeness that is Mr. Sparkle.
--"Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'"
"Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
Sixty-four tons of American pride
Canyonero! Canyonero!"
--"Bart's Dog Gets an 'F'" That one will always be one of my favorites and even manages to make me cry a bit.
Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart. Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?
Homer: *cries* Oh, Lisa. If they're ever going to pull the plug on me, I want you in my corner, honey.
--"Moaning Lisa" One of the first season episodes, always been one of my favorites.
--"I Love Lisa" Come ON, man!
Ralph: You choo-choo-choose me?!
--"Lisa's Substitute" Another one that makes me cry a bit. I know I had someone like Mr. Bergstrom in my life when I was a kid.
--"'Round Springfield" The one where Bart accidentally eats the jagged metal Krusty-O and "Bleeding Gums" Murphy dies.
--"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
"Don't ask me. I'm just a girl! *giggle*"
--"Last Exit to Springfield"
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
Lenny: Dental plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces!
--"King-Size Homer"
Bart: "I wash myself with a rag on a stick!"
--"Stark Raving Dad" Not really because of recent events. This episodes always been one of my favorites, mainly because in the middle of all the Michael Jackson hoopla, everyone forgot Lisa's birthday:
Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution!
Marge: Oh, my God... Mother was right!
Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!
MJ: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt.
MJ: I understand. People thought I was crazy for the way I dressed.
Homer: What'd you wear?
MJ: One white glove, covered with rhinestones.
Homer: *rubs his finger between his lips making the "crazy" sound*
MJ: Oh, she looks sad.
Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: *turns and looks at MJ and Bart* Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't.
--"I Am Furious Yellow" Because if I'm going to mention "Stark Raving Dad," this one is a good compliment to that episode.
Stan Lee: No, I am the Incredible Hulk! *tries hulking out*
Comic Book Guy: Oh, give it a rest.
Stan Lee: I did it once.
