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hollybrookeLast week on "Rock of Love: Charm School," the judges picked on how the girls dressed, there was drama over a frickin' stolen bracelet, there was a fashion show, Heather didn't look as skankalicious as she normally does, Megan lied to Sharon again, Sharon tore Lacey AND Megan new assholes, and Rodeo let her emotions get the better of her and got eliminated for doing so. (Yeah, I know, I thought it was a stupid reason to eliminate her, as well.)
Things to keep in mind this episode:
A--Megan can't say anything nice about anyone. EVER.
B--Lacey's a musician!
C--Heather has style with a capital S!
This episode starts with Heather and Lacey actually being...civil to each other over breakfast! (I know, right?!) But it's a very off-handed conversation that we hear the tail end of. I can't make out what Heather says, but Lacey says, "I didn't call you 'slutty.' I never call girls 'slutty,' because that's just the pot calling the kettle black." They giggle over it, and I'm giggling too, because it's cool to see Lacey actually getting along with someone like Heather, who everyone hates for no real reason other than she's "trashy." In her interview, Lacey comments that she realizes it's time for her to buckle down and to start taking this seriously. "I'm the lead singer of a rock band (Gawd, Lacey, how many times do you have to mention this?! Shameless self promotion, much?), Sharon can make anyone's career, $100,000 is at stake...it's time to get serious."
Oversized note from Sharon time! Jessica reads aloud, "Today's the day to get down to business. Be ready in an hour because myself and a very special guest (Okay, grammatically, that bothers me. It should be, "a very special guest and I." And this isn't the first time the grammar/mechanics Nazi in me comes out in this episode.) are gonna give you a first-hand look at the inside of world of the rock 'n roll biz."
The commandment for the day is "Thou shalt be takin' care of business." We're getting serious, we're getting down to business.....dammit, I thought I could go this whole episode without making a----
DON'T SAY IT, HOLLY!! Don't say the "J" word!
Too late:
(BTW, those of you who read these recaps of mine and get into "Jem" as much as I do....I've been putting it off for a while now, but I will be snarking on each and every "Jem" episode made very soon. Keep your eyes and ears open to this LiveJournal for it. :D )
"These ladies would all love to work in rock 'n roll, so we're going to teach them the fundamentals of how to do it, how to earn credibility and respect without opening your legs." THANK YOU SHARON! No more groupie-status for these girls! She introduces Miles Copeland, legendary band manager, to the girls. (And his middle name is "Axe," which automatically makes him cool.) Miles tells the girls that he personally knows nothing about music, meaning that he's not musically inclined. Here's how he breaks it down to the girls as to what makes him just as qualified as these girls to manage a band: "You know what songs you like. If you don't like it, you switch the channel. You already have all of the qualifications you need for a career in management. You have to trust your own gut." Brandi C. feels inspired by his speech. "He makes me feel I can do anything I put my mind to!" she says with a chirpy, happy smile on her face. *rolls eyes*
The challenge this week will be for the girls to break in two teams and to discover/recruit their own bands for a live performance the next day. Team One consists of Brandi C., Megan, Heather, Inna and Jessica. In her interview, Megan's all, "Sharon puts me on a team with Inna and Heather. *scoff* I quit." (Man, Megan just doesn't have a kind word to say about ANYONE, does she? But hey--pay attention to what Megan said just now!) Team Two consists of Destiney, Lacey, Dallas (is it even a good idea for Lacey and Dallas to be on the same team?!), Brandi M. and Kristy Jo. Each team has to select a band manager, a musical director, a stylist, and two creative directors. The band manager of the winning team will be the only one who's safe from being eliminated this week. The band manager of the losing team, conversely, will be automatically up for expulsion. Sharon lets them go off to delegate over who is what position in their teams.
Because Destiney was an "awesome M.C." at the last challenge, she's automatically nominated for band manager. Dallas is the stylist, Lacey's the musical director, and Kristy Jo and Brandi M. are the creative end of the team. Sounds logical, right?
On the other team, Brandi C., because she was soooo inspired by Miles' speech, decides "I'm passionate! I want to be the band manager!" Jessica's the musical director, Heather is the stylist, and Inna and Megan are the creative end. No real delegating, just Brandi C. telling "you do this, and you do this! I love being manager!" She just feels any of the other girls being manager would just ruin them. She says "Jessica's not going to be able to do anything, Inna's just going to walk around and smoke cigarettes all day, Heather...she's just a lost cause." ONCE AGAIN, IT'S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE STRIPPER!
Why do they keep calling Heather a "lost cause"?
Heather hasn't been reamed on the expulsion carpet, she hasn't broken out in tears over stupid things...the only thing Heather has done that has even remotely made herself look bad in the whole three episodes of this show has been dressing sluttily and having horrendous 80s-styled hair.
"OhmiGAWD, Heather has no shame!" < /sarcasm>
Anyhoo....later on, they all file back in the "Grand Hall" to hold auditions for their bands. This is a test of their ability to recognize talent.
The first guy who walks through the door, "Jester Detroit," looks like...well....an ICP reject:
(Personally....I don't get Insane Clown Posse at all. I tried listening to their music, mainly because I had a bunch of friends from Rocky Horror who were Juggalos, and wrestling fans seem to get into them. But they just don't appeal to me. A few months ago, Kevin had me listen to a song off their latest album and it turns out their music has just been cryptic messages about how great God and Jesus are, and Kevin also heard a bunch of hardcore Juggalos were seriously turned off when they discovered this. LMAO, it's like how all of the Claymates renounced Clay Aiken after he outed himself.)
Back to "Charm School"! "Jester" spouts out a "rock" version of "America the Beautiful." Plus, he plays harmonica. Outstanding. Destiney wants him in her band. Then there's this guy named Orrin who has a very prominent-looking nose and eyebrow ridge, but he plays a mean set of skins. Megan, because she can never say anything nice about anybody, says, "This guy looks like an uglier Kenny G." Lacey wants him for her team. (I have a bad feeling Lacey's going to do the "push and boss everyone around so everyone does things her way, but take credit for the whole shebang" thing again.) Megan whines, "Where are the hot people?"
*takes a deep breath* Don't worry, I'm being patient....
THEN a hot guy named Cole walks in. With a guitar. All the girls are like, "HEL-LO!" (And so am I!) He plays a riff on his guitar. When he's done, Inna asks, "Can you take your shirt off?" Everyone giggles, and he says, "No, I don't know you guys that well." (Awwww.) Brandi C., in her interview says, "Cole doesn't even HAVE to play. He's already in the band." What, just because he's hot? Well, image IS everything, I guess....
Another guy auditions. Inna asks him if he could take his shirt off, as well. He starts to, but it's nothing really interesting to look at, so..."NEXT!" In her interview, Lacey remarks that it looks like the only criteria Brandi C.'s team is going by is how the males look shirtless and kind of scoffs at their "talent scouting" methods. I think this is the first time I actually agree with Lacey on something. Then again, Lacey IS a musician and knows about this shit.
Did I mention Lacey's a musician?!
Anyhoo, more people audition. Heather looks bored.
Then Maura comes in to audition. She plays guitar, and she has a strong singing voice. She plays and sings "America the Beautiful." Brandi C. automatically wants him for her band.
Then Charles comes in to audition. If you watched "Rock of Love 2"....you remember Charles, right? He was Daisy de la Hoya's ex with whom she was still living with while she was on "Rock of Love." Remember when Daisy and Heather threw down at the reunion special? Oh yeah. Charles probably doesn't like Heather. (Damn, it seems no one likes Heather except for me. WTF?!) Anyway, he auditions, and he's extremely good. And of course, since Megan can't say anything nice about anyone, says in her interview, "Eeew, Charles look like the motherfucking devil! I can't stand to look at him! He scares me!"
....Be patient, Holly, be patient....
Now they have to make their decisions. Team Destiney gets to go first. They definitely get Orrin the Drummer. Team Brandi C. gets Maura. Destiney gets "Jester." (Brandi C. is all, "What the hell are you creating? A science project?" *rolls eyes* At least, like Lacey mentioned, they're going by TALENT, not by LOOKS.) Brandi C. picks Cole the Reluctant-to-go-shirtless Hottie. Charles gets nabbed by Destiney. (And Heather sighs a sigh of relief.) They recruit the rest of their bands. Sharon thanks those who didn't get chosen and wishes them the best of luck and success. They have till midnight to get an act together and to rehearse, and they have by 2:30 PM the next day to perform.
Team Destiney meets up, and Lacey starts introducing herself to the band, mentions that she's a musician herself (WOW! WE DIDN'T KNOW, LACEY! REALLY?!) and she's already got a strong musical background, blah blah blah. Of all the songs in the songbook for auditions, Lacey chooses "Mexican Radio" to have them audition with. She's not consulting Destiney at all. Great, Lacey IS going to pull the "push everyone around and take credit for it all" thing again. Lacey thinks she can get this rag-tag band to turn "Mexican Radio" into a total rock song.
Really?
Lacey excuses herself to get out of her uniform. While she's away, Destiney asserts herself with the band, "Okay, I'm the manager here, she's just musical director. Just...don't let her push you around and make you do stuff you don't want to do, all right?"
....Now, people on TelevisionWithoutPity.com are trying to pay close attention to how "emotional" Destiney gets during "Charm School," because...allegedly, she is pregnant. And the baby-daddy is more than likely the Entertainer's (with whom she hooked up with during "I Love Money").
Over on Team Brandi C., they're trying to figure out a song to perform. "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades." I don't know if anyone notices this, but SiameseCatLady over on TWoP.com commented:
"I wondered why they would pick Mexican Radio out of all the rock songs in the world, but when Jessica (?) was reading all the other potential song titles, it dawned on me they were songs from IRS bands in the '80s (how sad that I know that) and a shout out to Miles. Stupid of the losing team not to pick one of those instead of going for a funked up version of America the Beautiful."
There ya go. Ultimately, they go with "America the Beautiful" because "you can't go wrong with patriotism." Maura's got some ideas, as well. Heather's trying to go with reds and whites and blues, camoflauge- and military-styles. Brandi C. is all, "My band is great, and they're figuring this all out by themselves, and I'm not having to do anything! I'm Brandi the Band Manager! Don't fuck with me!" *giggles* She's such a dumb twat.
Back at TeamLaceyDestiney, they're rehearsing the song. Unlike Brandi C., who "doesn't have to do anything," Destiney is stressed and freaking out. (What, is her period late?) But she does see that Lacey's obsessed with having the band do things her way. I dunno....she's got more experience staging stuff like this than Destiney does. I mean, didn't you hear? LACEY'S A MUSICIAN!
Over on Team Brandi C., Megan and Inna--the creative directors--are coming up with a logo for their band. Inna's trying to come up with a concept. Megan is all "Inna's idea sucks!" in her interview. Because Megan can't ever say anything remotely nice. She also goes on, "That's okay, because then she's responsible for it. I don't have any responsibilities, but I don't want it to look like I'm doing nothing, so I try and...drink!....I only have effort for two things, and that's tanning and drinking."
Oh Megan.....a part of me died on the inside hearing that. Like I said, there's an open replacement at the Playboy Mansion. Guess who's gone?:
Hey, look. Holly's tanning and drinking! That's right up Megan's alley! Trophy wife, here she comes!
Heather and Dallas come back with their finds for their respective bands. Heather shows Maura what she got for her, and has her try on this short olive-green "air-force-looking jumpsuit." UGH. Just....ugh, what was Heather thinking? And she was the one who won the fashion challenge last week! This romper-thingy just emphasizes Maura's thighs and pooch, and....*whispers* it gives her cameltoe!!
Heather: "If nothing else, I've got style."
You stay klassy, Heather. (I still love her, "Bret"-tattoo on her neck and all.) On Team Destiney, there's also some butting-of-heads over what Dallas picked out for them. With Heather as the" stylist on the other team, I can only look good." Again with the hating-on-Heather comments. *le sigh* Lacey starts smashing down a hat that Dallas bought for the band, and really....Lacey....needs....to....fucking....let....it....GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with Dallas! I knew having them on a team wouldn't be a good idea! Destiney tells Lacey, "This is unnecessary behavior, Lacey!" (THANK YOU, DESTINEY!) Finally, Destiney--realizing there are too many people in the changing area--yells, "Whoever doesn't need to be in here needs to get the fuck out." Lacey's all, "Whatever, this is what happens when you put a follower in the position of a leader." Destiney's on the verge of freaking out, and Kristy Jo (WHERE THE HELL HAS SHE BEEN?!) is trying to keep her from having a mini-meltdown. Kristy Jo's about had it with Lacey's shit, as well. She says, "If things go wrong, we are definitely putting Lacey up on the chopping block."
The next morning, Brandi C. is trying to get a hold of Maura, but she keeps getting her answering machine. She's worried. Where is her lead singer?!
(And BTW, even the phone in the house is pink as well. PIIIIIIIIINK!!!):
But I guess the previous night, Maura did mention that her brother was in the hospital. Heather tells Brandi to try calling the rest of the band. On the other side of the pond, Destiney is trying to come up with an intro for their band's show, and Lacey's helping her with that. They all go to SIR studios, and the bands show up, and finally MAURA shows up, and all is well in Brandi C.'s world of rainbows and kitties and unicorns and flowers and crystal meth and angel dust and Smirnoff!
Do you know who Brandi C. reminds me of, seriously? Have you ever seen Dancing at the Blue Iguana? She reminds me of Daryl Hannah's character in that movie. If you haven't seen it,
I recommend it.
Back on track...once the bands are all at the studio, everyone's using the bathroom, which is in Team Destiney's green room. Brandi M. is sitting around with the other band members, mingling and talking (and flirting with Charles...), and Maura's explaining what the deal is with her brother. Apparently, he recently had a spinal cord injury, so she's been at the hospital a lot in the last few weeks being there for him. And here is where the OTHER error, mechanical-wise, happens. Check out the subtitles. Maura says she's been in the ICU unit with her brother for the last four nights. The subtitles has "nights" as "night's." She's talking about a quantity of nights. You don't need an apostrophe, or else it turns into either being the night possessing something, or the night is doing something, or the night is in the state of... you get the idea.
Yes, I know, this is SO off the track from "Charm School." Stay on target, Holly:
(LOL, get it? Star Wars humor!! Betcha didn't see THAT coming!)
It's just.....off-topic from "Charm School," stuff like this bothers the living crap out of me. I've had so many years of learning sentence structure and grammar and mechanics, and I know I occasionally slip up, but something as simple as an unnecessary apostrophe....do your homework, whoever works at VH1 on subtitles. Do your homework, producers. (And it bothers me even more when I see obvious mistakes on the CNN news ticker, too. Why the hell don't I have a job working on the CNN news ticker?!)
Back to "Charm School." Maura's telling the others about how her brother's not in very good shape right now, and Brandi M. is telling her that she feels sorry for her and hopes her brother gets better, "I wish for the best." And this is all Brandi M. said. She's doing nothing but lending a sympathetic ear. BUT....for some reason, Megan has had it with "that stupid skank Brandi M., she's been number one on my shit list for a while, and she is going down." So Megan goes to Maura and tells her that Brandi M. was talking crap about Maura's brother behind her back as soon as she left the room. I don't buy this for a minute, because we all know Megan's a liar. And Brandi C. is backing Megan up, even though she wasn't even there, the dumb twat. Oh, but she's SUCH a good manager! *gag*
Heather and Inna go to confront Brandi M. about this, and ask if she said anything bad about Maura's brother behind her back. Of course not. Dallas, Destiney and Kristy Jo (I don't know if Lacey heard or not) all say that all Brandi M. said was that she was sorry to hear about Maura's brother and pretty much left it at that. Brandi M. is pissed. I think she knows that a certain someone in the other band is trying to make her look bad. She storms into the other band's green room, on the verge of tears herself, and tells Maura that she never meant to hurt her and never said anything like that and apologizes regardless. Brandi C. and Megan surround themselves around Maura, like if they don't, Brandi M. will harm her even more. Brandi M. flat out tells Maura that she needs to watch out for Brandi C. and Megan--ESPECIALLY Megan--because they are manipulators. Megan, in her interview...because she can NEVER have anything nice to say about anyone at ALL...is going on and on about "that disgusting Brandi M. with her man-voice and her twitching, drug-addled body....just tries to make me look bad." Talk about the drug addict. I think Brandi C. has more of a drug problem than Brandi M. could possibly ever have. Brandi M. leaves the green room and goes back to their own, where they all rant and bitch about how Brandi M. never said anything bad. Even Lacey seems pretty fed up with the tactics the other team is lowering themselves to.
Commercial break.
And hey, did you hear Daisy de la Hoya's looking for love?!
http://blog.vh1.com/2008-10-09/daisy-of-love-its-on/
It will NOT be as epic as "I Love New York." I can already tell.
Back to the show. All of the girls are down before the performances. Sharon can tell Brandi M. is visibly upset. "What's up with you, missus?" Sharon asks. Before Brandi M. can even get a word out, Megan is saying, "Lies! Nothing but lies!" (STFU, bitch.) Brandi M. explains the situation briefly. Sharon says, "Why is it with you (I don't think she means Brandi M. specifically, but all the girls in general), when it gets to this point, there's always a catfight somewhere?" Because it's "Charm School," bitch. She cuts Brandi M. off and says, "Just hold it, we're not going to waste Miles' time over it." I think Sharon is still pretty annoyed over the Rodeo/Megan/Lacey drama from last episode, and I think she realizes Megan is in the middle of it, and she knows she ripped Megan a new one the previous night. So yeah, I think Megan's gonna be in trouble!!! (AWRIGHT!!!)
Destiney's band, Addiction, is up first. And they are actually pretty good, given that "Mexican Radio" is a quirky song to do a rock cover of. Brandi C.'s team is in the green room, laughing at them. Megan: "They're sooo bad!" (Shut up.) And Brandi C. is too obsessed with the fact that they just look like they don't go together at all. "Their lead singer looks like a lizard, their bassist is non-existent, their guitarist is Satan, and their drummer is Kenny G. on drums."
SORRY THEY CAN'T ALL LOOK LIKE BRET MICHAELS, BRANDI C.
"Whassa goin' on?!"
Then Brandi C. gets up to introduce her band, Chosen. Their cover of "America the Beautiful" is good. Maura is an excellent performer. BUT.....she's got a reeeeally bad case of camel-toe goin' on.
Kristy Jo notices that the camera is focusing on her crotch and her really bad case of camel-toe. Let's repeat the word a few more times so we can understand just how embarrassing this is.
CAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOE!!!!!!
I think even Riki whispered in Daniella's ear, "Cameltoe!" LAWL.
There. Now that we got that out of our system...
The verdict. Who won? Chosen...we all know "America the Beautiful," but Miles explains that just giving a song a rock flavor is nothing new. Daniella thought they could have been a little more original, and she felt it was overall kind of cheesy. Riki...I think he was too fixated on the camel-toe, but he tactfully explains that he felt that Maura wasn't very comfortable on stage wearing it. He asks, "Before you sent her out on stage, were you all in agreement that she looked good?" Blank faces. I thought so.
Addiction...they had Jester get rid of his hat and most of the stuff on his face so he didn't look like so much of a Juggalo. Their bassist had vocals, their lead singer interfaced with the other band members. Daniella is iffy about the overall styling of the band, however. The winner...according to Miles, who agrees that even though Brandi C. had a stand-out singer with Maura, Destiney's team did more with their band...is Addiction. And Sharon agrees. YAY! Kristy Jo, in her interview, is all, "Thanks, Heather! Thanks for winning it for us!" *ha ha* I get it, bad style! So this means Brandi C. will automatically be up on the chopping block. *sighs* Great. That means we'll get more crybaby drama from her. Megan says that she's going to try to do what she can to keep Brandi C. from being eliminated--even if it means pinning the loss on Heather, because she'd rather see Heather the ugly, skanky, trashy stripper go.
Later on, Brandi C. is convening with her two bestest best friends Lacey and Megan about how she's not going to let Heather mess this up for her with what she bought for Maura. Meanwhile, Brandi M. isn't going to let them pull their shit any longer. She gets up to go....I don't know, eavesdrop, or attempt to use the bathroom...anyway, she's standing in the doorway of the room that Brandi C. Megan and Lacey are pow-wowing in.
Anyway....you be the judge:
After rewatching this a few times, in my opinion, Megan's hand was pretty close to Brandi M.'s neck the same time Brandi M. shoved her. Megan was obviously initiating close physical contact to instigate Brandi M. starting shit with her.
It's the same as Lacey was with Dallas during "Rock of Love 1." And I never thought I would hate Megan more than I hate Lacey. And if I were Brandi M., I would've torn into Megan's ass. ESPECIALLY after being kicked like that. That was unwarranted. But this is "Charm School," and she's trying to stop that behavior.
So Brandi M. writes the deans a note about the ordeal, and slips it into Sharon's "office" that night.
Elimination time. Heather's hair....OMG, hilarious. She's got it up in these two poofy pigtails. You know, to prove she's got style.
And Jessica's concerned because she really tried the best she could, given that she doesn't really know crap about music. Destiney is the only one who's safe from being eliminated tonight. (Yay!) However, the rules were that the manager of the losing team would automatically be up for elimination.
That means you, you pink-haired twit:
BUT....Sharon got that note from Brandi M.
It looks like Brandi C. is....safe! (WTF?!) However, Sharon is calling down both Brandi M. and Megan. As Megan is explaining the situation and when she gets to the point that Brandi M. pushed her first, we cut to Heather in the crowd with this open-mouthed-expression of shock on her face. Obviously, that wasn't the way Heather saw it. (And like I said, I saw Megan's hand going for Brandi M.'s throat right when Brandi M. pushed her.) And Megan's all, "I was scared she was going to push me again, and I'm holding my dog, have pity on me, she kicked me while I was protecting my poor, wittle, weetarded doggy!" (Okay, she didn't say it like that, but she might as well have.) Heather speaks up, "That's not true." Yeah, everyone's getting sick of Megan's lies. Brandi C. says, "Yeah, I saw Brandi M. push her." Heather is aghast. They're going to lie and get away with shit AGAIN!
Sharon tells Brandi M., "I'm disappointed in you!" Brandi M. admits that yeah, she messed up with the push, but the old her would've probably let it turn into an all-out fight and would've beaten the crap out of her, so she just walked away. Megan...."You've been on my shit-list since day one." Megan just smiles that "I just smelled shit!" smirk that she has permanently affixed on her face. Riki brings up the trophy wife comments from the first day, and this is obviously still bothering him. What's Megan going to do when her rich husband realizes she's not hot like she used to be and divorces her ass? What will Megan fall back on? Megan says, "I've been thinking about it, and....."
Oh. Good. Lord.
Then Brandi C. loses it. She just speaks out, "I can't stay here if Megan's getting eliminated! I'm going with her!" Seriously, girl, WTF?! And here we go with the waterworks again. Sharon tells her to get back in line. Brandi C. gets hysterical and is all, "IF MEGAN GOES, I GO, TOO! I'm not staying with these people!!"
*rolls eyes* She needs to put her big girl britches on and just deal with it. Everyone else in the group is thinking, "Fine. Go. We don't care, you dumb pink-haired ninny. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out." Sharon, however, has to be a martyr and remind her, "You really want to leave now and give up a chance of making yourself into a better person? Winning $100,000?" (When you get desperate, bribe them with a CHANCE of winning!) Brandi C. is all, "My friends are more important to me than money!" Girl, I don't think Megan cares about anyone but herself, sorry to say. Sharon tells her, "Stop being a drama queen and grow up." Brandi C. says, "No, I'm going home!" Sharon snaps back, "Don't you dare give me an ultimatum, missus!"
Ultimately, Sharon says, "From day one, I said 'no physical violence.'" But....I think she has HAD IT with Megan at this point, and.......
Megan is expelled. FINALLY!!!!!! Sharon hates to do this to someone who's smart. And yeah, Megan's smart, I guess. She's smart enough to know how to play the game and push people's buttons. And she lacks any emotion, and she shows no remorse for when she does anything wrong. Brandi C. is a total fucking basketcase in her spot. I'm getting fed up with Brandi C. I kind of feel maybe she should have been eliminated anyway.
And as for Megan? She's glad she's gone. She couldn't fucking stand it in Charm School. Time to go back to her "best life ever, where I can just lay out and tan, and eat sushi...and tan! What more do I want?"
Yay for skin cancer!
Meanwhile, Sharon is trying to make Brandi C. get a grip of herself. She's still crying, with mascara running all over her face, and looking like a pathetic fool. She can't stand the other girls in the house, they make her want to drill holes into her head. (Yeah, I think she's on drugs.) Sharon tells her to just take a deep breath and sleep on it. Fuck no, Sharon's not letting Brandi C. go. Her drama-queen-dom makes for good TV, and she's so batshit crazy.
And at least Brandi M.'s allergies can go away.
And allllll of the other girls in the house are singing and dancing the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song.
Heather doesn't feel bad that they're all celebrating Megan's expulsion. Hell, Heather knows everyone else would be partying if she were expelled.
Brandi C. is cooing and making kissy faces to Lily, Megan's "retarded" chee-wah-wah. Then good ol' Riki comes in and tells Brandi C. "If Megan goes, the dog's gonna have to go, too." OH NOES! Moar tearz from Brandi C.?!
Now THIS is where the episode ends. Too bad, so sad. But here's an extra that wasn't included. Did they really make the right decision booting Megan and NOT Brandi C.? You be the judge:
And here's the latest RikiCam, too:
Things to keep in mind this episode:
A--Megan can't say anything nice about anyone. EVER.
B--Lacey's a musician!
C--Heather has style with a capital S!
This episode starts with Heather and Lacey actually being...civil to each other over breakfast! (I know, right?!) But it's a very off-handed conversation that we hear the tail end of. I can't make out what Heather says, but Lacey says, "I didn't call you 'slutty.' I never call girls 'slutty,' because that's just the pot calling the kettle black." They giggle over it, and I'm giggling too, because it's cool to see Lacey actually getting along with someone like Heather, who everyone hates for no real reason other than she's "trashy." In her interview, Lacey comments that she realizes it's time for her to buckle down and to start taking this seriously. "I'm the lead singer of a rock band (Gawd, Lacey, how many times do you have to mention this?! Shameless self promotion, much?), Sharon can make anyone's career, $100,000 is at stake...it's time to get serious."
Oversized note from Sharon time! Jessica reads aloud, "Today's the day to get down to business. Be ready in an hour because myself and a very special guest (Okay, grammatically, that bothers me. It should be, "a very special guest and I." And this isn't the first time the grammar/mechanics Nazi in me comes out in this episode.) are gonna give you a first-hand look at the inside of world of the rock 'n roll biz."
The commandment for the day is "Thou shalt be takin' care of business." We're getting serious, we're getting down to business.....dammit, I thought I could go this whole episode without making a----
DON'T SAY IT, HOLLY!! Don't say the "J" word!
Too late:
(BTW, those of you who read these recaps of mine and get into "Jem" as much as I do....I've been putting it off for a while now, but I will be snarking on each and every "Jem" episode made very soon. Keep your eyes and ears open to this LiveJournal for it. :D )
"These ladies would all love to work in rock 'n roll, so we're going to teach them the fundamentals of how to do it, how to earn credibility and respect without opening your legs." THANK YOU SHARON! No more groupie-status for these girls! She introduces Miles Copeland, legendary band manager, to the girls. (And his middle name is "Axe," which automatically makes him cool.) Miles tells the girls that he personally knows nothing about music, meaning that he's not musically inclined. Here's how he breaks it down to the girls as to what makes him just as qualified as these girls to manage a band: "You know what songs you like. If you don't like it, you switch the channel. You already have all of the qualifications you need for a career in management. You have to trust your own gut." Brandi C. feels inspired by his speech. "He makes me feel I can do anything I put my mind to!" she says with a chirpy, happy smile on her face. *rolls eyes*
The challenge this week will be for the girls to break in two teams and to discover/recruit their own bands for a live performance the next day. Team One consists of Brandi C., Megan, Heather, Inna and Jessica. In her interview, Megan's all, "Sharon puts me on a team with Inna and Heather. *scoff* I quit." (Man, Megan just doesn't have a kind word to say about ANYONE, does she? But hey--pay attention to what Megan said just now!) Team Two consists of Destiney, Lacey, Dallas (is it even a good idea for Lacey and Dallas to be on the same team?!), Brandi M. and Kristy Jo. Each team has to select a band manager, a musical director, a stylist, and two creative directors. The band manager of the winning team will be the only one who's safe from being eliminated this week. The band manager of the losing team, conversely, will be automatically up for expulsion. Sharon lets them go off to delegate over who is what position in their teams.
Because Destiney was an "awesome M.C." at the last challenge, she's automatically nominated for band manager. Dallas is the stylist, Lacey's the musical director, and Kristy Jo and Brandi M. are the creative end of the team. Sounds logical, right?
On the other team, Brandi C., because she was soooo inspired by Miles' speech, decides "I'm passionate! I want to be the band manager!" Jessica's the musical director, Heather is the stylist, and Inna and Megan are the creative end. No real delegating, just Brandi C. telling "you do this, and you do this! I love being manager!" She just feels any of the other girls being manager would just ruin them. She says "Jessica's not going to be able to do anything, Inna's just going to walk around and smoke cigarettes all day, Heather...she's just a lost cause." ONCE AGAIN, IT'S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE STRIPPER!
Why do they keep calling Heather a "lost cause"?
Heather hasn't been reamed on the expulsion carpet, she hasn't broken out in tears over stupid things...the only thing Heather has done that has even remotely made herself look bad in the whole three episodes of this show has been dressing sluttily and having horrendous 80s-styled hair.
"OhmiGAWD, Heather has no shame!" < /sarcasm>
Anyhoo....later on, they all file back in the "Grand Hall" to hold auditions for their bands. This is a test of their ability to recognize talent.
The first guy who walks through the door, "Jester Detroit," looks like...well....an ICP reject:
(Personally....I don't get Insane Clown Posse at all. I tried listening to their music, mainly because I had a bunch of friends from Rocky Horror who were Juggalos, and wrestling fans seem to get into them. But they just don't appeal to me. A few months ago, Kevin had me listen to a song off their latest album and it turns out their music has just been cryptic messages about how great God and Jesus are, and Kevin also heard a bunch of hardcore Juggalos were seriously turned off when they discovered this. LMAO, it's like how all of the Claymates renounced Clay Aiken after he outed himself.)
Back to "Charm School"! "Jester" spouts out a "rock" version of "America the Beautiful." Plus, he plays harmonica. Outstanding. Destiney wants him in her band. Then there's this guy named Orrin who has a very prominent-looking nose and eyebrow ridge, but he plays a mean set of skins. Megan, because she can never say anything nice about anybody, says, "This guy looks like an uglier Kenny G." Lacey wants him for her team. (I have a bad feeling Lacey's going to do the "push and boss everyone around so everyone does things her way, but take credit for the whole shebang" thing again.) Megan whines, "Where are the hot people?"
*takes a deep breath* Don't worry, I'm being patient....
THEN a hot guy named Cole walks in. With a guitar. All the girls are like, "HEL-LO!" (And so am I!) He plays a riff on his guitar. When he's done, Inna asks, "Can you take your shirt off?" Everyone giggles, and he says, "No, I don't know you guys that well." (Awwww.) Brandi C., in her interview says, "Cole doesn't even HAVE to play. He's already in the band." What, just because he's hot? Well, image IS everything, I guess....
Another guy auditions. Inna asks him if he could take his shirt off, as well. He starts to, but it's nothing really interesting to look at, so..."NEXT!" In her interview, Lacey remarks that it looks like the only criteria Brandi C.'s team is going by is how the males look shirtless and kind of scoffs at their "talent scouting" methods. I think this is the first time I actually agree with Lacey on something. Then again, Lacey IS a musician and knows about this shit.
Did I mention Lacey's a musician?!
Anyhoo, more people audition. Heather looks bored.
Then Maura comes in to audition. She plays guitar, and she has a strong singing voice. She plays and sings "America the Beautiful." Brandi C. automatically wants him for her band.
Then Charles comes in to audition. If you watched "Rock of Love 2"....you remember Charles, right? He was Daisy de la Hoya's ex with whom she was still living with while she was on "Rock of Love." Remember when Daisy and Heather threw down at the reunion special? Oh yeah. Charles probably doesn't like Heather. (Damn, it seems no one likes Heather except for me. WTF?!) Anyway, he auditions, and he's extremely good. And of course, since Megan can't say anything nice about anyone, says in her interview, "Eeew, Charles look like the motherfucking devil! I can't stand to look at him! He scares me!"
....Be patient, Holly, be patient....
Now they have to make their decisions. Team Destiney gets to go first. They definitely get Orrin the Drummer. Team Brandi C. gets Maura. Destiney gets "Jester." (Brandi C. is all, "What the hell are you creating? A science project?" *rolls eyes* At least, like Lacey mentioned, they're going by TALENT, not by LOOKS.) Brandi C. picks Cole the Reluctant-to-go-shirtless Hottie. Charles gets nabbed by Destiney. (And Heather sighs a sigh of relief.) They recruit the rest of their bands. Sharon thanks those who didn't get chosen and wishes them the best of luck and success. They have till midnight to get an act together and to rehearse, and they have by 2:30 PM the next day to perform.
Team Destiney meets up, and Lacey starts introducing herself to the band, mentions that she's a musician herself (WOW! WE DIDN'T KNOW, LACEY! REALLY?!) and she's already got a strong musical background, blah blah blah. Of all the songs in the songbook for auditions, Lacey chooses "Mexican Radio" to have them audition with. She's not consulting Destiney at all. Great, Lacey IS going to pull the "push everyone around and take credit for it all" thing again. Lacey thinks she can get this rag-tag band to turn "Mexican Radio" into a total rock song.
Really?
Lacey excuses herself to get out of her uniform. While she's away, Destiney asserts herself with the band, "Okay, I'm the manager here, she's just musical director. Just...don't let her push you around and make you do stuff you don't want to do, all right?"
....Now, people on TelevisionWithoutPity.com are trying to pay close attention to how "emotional" Destiney gets during "Charm School," because...allegedly, she is pregnant. And the baby-daddy is more than likely the Entertainer's (with whom she hooked up with during "I Love Money").
Over on Team Brandi C., they're trying to figure out a song to perform. "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades." I don't know if anyone notices this, but SiameseCatLady over on TWoP.com commented:
"I wondered why they would pick Mexican Radio out of all the rock songs in the world, but when Jessica (?) was reading all the other potential song titles, it dawned on me they were songs from IRS bands in the '80s (how sad that I know that) and a shout out to Miles. Stupid of the losing team not to pick one of those instead of going for a funked up version of America the Beautiful."
There ya go. Ultimately, they go with "America the Beautiful" because "you can't go wrong with patriotism." Maura's got some ideas, as well. Heather's trying to go with reds and whites and blues, camoflauge- and military-styles. Brandi C. is all, "My band is great, and they're figuring this all out by themselves, and I'm not having to do anything! I'm Brandi the Band Manager! Don't fuck with me!" *giggles* She's such a dumb twat.
Back at Team
Over on Team Brandi C., Megan and Inna--the creative directors--are coming up with a logo for their band. Inna's trying to come up with a concept. Megan is all "Inna's idea sucks!" in her interview. Because Megan can't ever say anything remotely nice. She also goes on, "That's okay, because then she's responsible for it. I don't have any responsibilities, but I don't want it to look like I'm doing nothing, so I try and...drink!....I only have effort for two things, and that's tanning and drinking."
Oh Megan.....a part of me died on the inside hearing that. Like I said, there's an open replacement at the Playboy Mansion. Guess who's gone?:
Hey, look. Holly's tanning and drinking! That's right up Megan's alley! Trophy wife, here she comes!
Heather and Dallas come back with their finds for their respective bands. Heather shows Maura what she got for her, and has her try on this short olive-green "air-force-looking jumpsuit." UGH. Just....ugh, what was Heather thinking? And she was the one who won the fashion challenge last week! This romper-thingy just emphasizes Maura's thighs and pooch, and....*whispers* it gives her cameltoe!!
Heather: "If nothing else, I've got style."
You stay klassy, Heather. (I still love her, "Bret"-tattoo on her neck and all.) On Team Destiney, there's also some butting-of-heads over what Dallas picked out for them. With Heather as the" stylist on the other team, I can only look good." Again with the hating-on-Heather comments. *le sigh* Lacey starts smashing down a hat that Dallas bought for the band, and really....Lacey....needs....to....fucking....let....it....GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with Dallas! I knew having them on a team wouldn't be a good idea! Destiney tells Lacey, "This is unnecessary behavior, Lacey!" (THANK YOU, DESTINEY!) Finally, Destiney--realizing there are too many people in the changing area--yells, "Whoever doesn't need to be in here needs to get the fuck out." Lacey's all, "Whatever, this is what happens when you put a follower in the position of a leader." Destiney's on the verge of freaking out, and Kristy Jo (WHERE THE HELL HAS SHE BEEN?!) is trying to keep her from having a mini-meltdown. Kristy Jo's about had it with Lacey's shit, as well. She says, "If things go wrong, we are definitely putting Lacey up on the chopping block."
The next morning, Brandi C. is trying to get a hold of Maura, but she keeps getting her answering machine. She's worried. Where is her lead singer?!
(And BTW, even the phone in the house is pink as well. PIIIIIIIIINK!!!):
But I guess the previous night, Maura did mention that her brother was in the hospital. Heather tells Brandi to try calling the rest of the band. On the other side of the pond, Destiney is trying to come up with an intro for their band's show, and Lacey's helping her with that. They all go to SIR studios, and the bands show up, and finally MAURA shows up, and all is well in Brandi C.'s world of rainbows and kitties and unicorns and flowers and crystal meth and angel dust and Smirnoff!
Do you know who Brandi C. reminds me of, seriously? Have you ever seen Dancing at the Blue Iguana? She reminds me of Daryl Hannah's character in that movie. If you haven't seen it,
I recommend it.
Back on track...once the bands are all at the studio, everyone's using the bathroom, which is in Team Destiney's green room. Brandi M. is sitting around with the other band members, mingling and talking (and flirting with Charles...), and Maura's explaining what the deal is with her brother. Apparently, he recently had a spinal cord injury, so she's been at the hospital a lot in the last few weeks being there for him. And here is where the OTHER error, mechanical-wise, happens. Check out the subtitles. Maura says she's been in the ICU unit with her brother for the last four nights. The subtitles has "nights" as "night's." She's talking about a quantity of nights. You don't need an apostrophe, or else it turns into either being the night possessing something, or the night is doing something, or the night is in the state of... you get the idea.
Yes, I know, this is SO off the track from "Charm School." Stay on target, Holly:
(LOL, get it? Star Wars humor!! Betcha didn't see THAT coming!)
It's just.....off-topic from "Charm School," stuff like this bothers the living crap out of me. I've had so many years of learning sentence structure and grammar and mechanics, and I know I occasionally slip up, but something as simple as an unnecessary apostrophe....do your homework, whoever works at VH1 on subtitles. Do your homework, producers. (And it bothers me even more when I see obvious mistakes on the CNN news ticker, too. Why the hell don't I have a job working on the CNN news ticker?!)
Back to "Charm School." Maura's telling the others about how her brother's not in very good shape right now, and Brandi M. is telling her that she feels sorry for her and hopes her brother gets better, "I wish for the best." And this is all Brandi M. said. She's doing nothing but lending a sympathetic ear. BUT....for some reason, Megan has had it with "that stupid skank Brandi M., she's been number one on my shit list for a while, and she is going down." So Megan goes to Maura and tells her that Brandi M. was talking crap about Maura's brother behind her back as soon as she left the room. I don't buy this for a minute, because we all know Megan's a liar. And Brandi C. is backing Megan up, even though she wasn't even there, the dumb twat. Oh, but she's SUCH a good manager! *gag*
Heather and Inna go to confront Brandi M. about this, and ask if she said anything bad about Maura's brother behind her back. Of course not. Dallas, Destiney and Kristy Jo (I don't know if Lacey heard or not) all say that all Brandi M. said was that she was sorry to hear about Maura's brother and pretty much left it at that. Brandi M. is pissed. I think she knows that a certain someone in the other band is trying to make her look bad. She storms into the other band's green room, on the verge of tears herself, and tells Maura that she never meant to hurt her and never said anything like that and apologizes regardless. Brandi C. and Megan surround themselves around Maura, like if they don't, Brandi M. will harm her even more. Brandi M. flat out tells Maura that she needs to watch out for Brandi C. and Megan--ESPECIALLY Megan--because they are manipulators. Megan, in her interview...because she can NEVER have anything nice to say about anyone at ALL...is going on and on about "that disgusting Brandi M. with her man-voice and her twitching, drug-addled body....just tries to make me look bad." Talk about the drug addict. I think Brandi C. has more of a drug problem than Brandi M. could possibly ever have. Brandi M. leaves the green room and goes back to their own, where they all rant and bitch about how Brandi M. never said anything bad. Even Lacey seems pretty fed up with the tactics the other team is lowering themselves to.
Commercial break.
And hey, did you hear Daisy de la Hoya's looking for love?!
http://blog.vh1.com/2008-10-09/daisy-of-love-its-on/
It will NOT be as epic as "I Love New York." I can already tell.
Back to the show. All of the girls are down before the performances. Sharon can tell Brandi M. is visibly upset. "What's up with you, missus?" Sharon asks. Before Brandi M. can even get a word out, Megan is saying, "Lies! Nothing but lies!" (STFU, bitch.) Brandi M. explains the situation briefly. Sharon says, "Why is it with you (I don't think she means Brandi M. specifically, but all the girls in general), when it gets to this point, there's always a catfight somewhere?" Because it's "Charm School," bitch. She cuts Brandi M. off and says, "Just hold it, we're not going to waste Miles' time over it." I think Sharon is still pretty annoyed over the Rodeo/Megan/Lacey drama from last episode, and I think she realizes Megan is in the middle of it, and she knows she ripped Megan a new one the previous night. So yeah, I think Megan's gonna be in trouble!!! (AWRIGHT!!!)
Destiney's band, Addiction, is up first. And they are actually pretty good, given that "Mexican Radio" is a quirky song to do a rock cover of. Brandi C.'s team is in the green room, laughing at them. Megan: "They're sooo bad!" (Shut up.) And Brandi C. is too obsessed with the fact that they just look like they don't go together at all. "Their lead singer looks like a lizard, their bassist is non-existent, their guitarist is Satan, and their drummer is Kenny G. on drums."
SORRY THEY CAN'T ALL LOOK LIKE BRET MICHAELS, BRANDI C.
"Whassa goin' on?!"
Then Brandi C. gets up to introduce her band, Chosen. Their cover of "America the Beautiful" is good. Maura is an excellent performer. BUT.....she's got a reeeeally bad case of camel-toe goin' on.
Kristy Jo notices that the camera is focusing on her crotch and her really bad case of camel-toe. Let's repeat the word a few more times so we can understand just how embarrassing this is.
CAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOECAMELTOE!!!!!!
I think even Riki whispered in Daniella's ear, "Cameltoe!" LAWL.
There. Now that we got that out of our system...
The verdict. Who won? Chosen...we all know "America the Beautiful," but Miles explains that just giving a song a rock flavor is nothing new. Daniella thought they could have been a little more original, and she felt it was overall kind of cheesy. Riki...I think he was too fixated on the camel-toe, but he tactfully explains that he felt that Maura wasn't very comfortable on stage wearing it. He asks, "Before you sent her out on stage, were you all in agreement that she looked good?" Blank faces. I thought so.
Addiction...they had Jester get rid of his hat and most of the stuff on his face so he didn't look like so much of a Juggalo. Their bassist had vocals, their lead singer interfaced with the other band members. Daniella is iffy about the overall styling of the band, however. The winner...according to Miles, who agrees that even though Brandi C. had a stand-out singer with Maura, Destiney's team did more with their band...is Addiction. And Sharon agrees. YAY! Kristy Jo, in her interview, is all, "Thanks, Heather! Thanks for winning it for us!" *ha ha* I get it, bad style! So this means Brandi C. will automatically be up on the chopping block. *sighs* Great. That means we'll get more crybaby drama from her. Megan says that she's going to try to do what she can to keep Brandi C. from being eliminated--even if it means pinning the loss on Heather, because she'd rather see Heather the ugly, skanky, trashy stripper go.
Later on, Brandi C. is convening with her two bestest best friends Lacey and Megan about how she's not going to let Heather mess this up for her with what she bought for Maura. Meanwhile, Brandi M. isn't going to let them pull their shit any longer. She gets up to go....I don't know, eavesdrop, or attempt to use the bathroom...anyway, she's standing in the doorway of the room that Brandi C. Megan and Lacey are pow-wowing in.
Anyway....you be the judge:
After rewatching this a few times, in my opinion, Megan's hand was pretty close to Brandi M.'s neck the same time Brandi M. shoved her. Megan was obviously initiating close physical contact to instigate Brandi M. starting shit with her.
It's the same as Lacey was with Dallas during "Rock of Love 1." And I never thought I would hate Megan more than I hate Lacey. And if I were Brandi M., I would've torn into Megan's ass. ESPECIALLY after being kicked like that. That was unwarranted. But this is "Charm School," and she's trying to stop that behavior.
So Brandi M. writes the deans a note about the ordeal, and slips it into Sharon's "office" that night.
Elimination time. Heather's hair....OMG, hilarious. She's got it up in these two poofy pigtails. You know, to prove she's got style.
And Jessica's concerned because she really tried the best she could, given that she doesn't really know crap about music. Destiney is the only one who's safe from being eliminated tonight. (Yay!) However, the rules were that the manager of the losing team would automatically be up for elimination.
That means you, you pink-haired twit:
BUT....Sharon got that note from Brandi M.
It looks like Brandi C. is....safe! (WTF?!) However, Sharon is calling down both Brandi M. and Megan. As Megan is explaining the situation and when she gets to the point that Brandi M. pushed her first, we cut to Heather in the crowd with this open-mouthed-expression of shock on her face. Obviously, that wasn't the way Heather saw it. (And like I said, I saw Megan's hand going for Brandi M.'s throat right when Brandi M. pushed her.) And Megan's all, "I was scared she was going to push me again, and I'm holding my dog, have pity on me, she kicked me while I was protecting my poor, wittle, weetarded doggy!" (Okay, she didn't say it like that, but she might as well have.) Heather speaks up, "That's not true." Yeah, everyone's getting sick of Megan's lies. Brandi C. says, "Yeah, I saw Brandi M. push her." Heather is aghast. They're going to lie and get away with shit AGAIN!
Sharon tells Brandi M., "I'm disappointed in you!" Brandi M. admits that yeah, she messed up with the push, but the old her would've probably let it turn into an all-out fight and would've beaten the crap out of her, so she just walked away. Megan...."You've been on my shit-list since day one." Megan just smiles that "I just smelled shit!" smirk that she has permanently affixed on her face. Riki brings up the trophy wife comments from the first day, and this is obviously still bothering him. What's Megan going to do when her rich husband realizes she's not hot like she used to be and divorces her ass? What will Megan fall back on? Megan says, "I've been thinking about it, and....."
Oh. Good. Lord.
Then Brandi C. loses it. She just speaks out, "I can't stay here if Megan's getting eliminated! I'm going with her!" Seriously, girl, WTF?! And here we go with the waterworks again. Sharon tells her to get back in line. Brandi C. gets hysterical and is all, "IF MEGAN GOES, I GO, TOO! I'm not staying with these people!!"
*rolls eyes* She needs to put her big girl britches on and just deal with it. Everyone else in the group is thinking, "Fine. Go. We don't care, you dumb pink-haired ninny. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out." Sharon, however, has to be a martyr and remind her, "You really want to leave now and give up a chance of making yourself into a better person? Winning $100,000?" (When you get desperate, bribe them with a CHANCE of winning!) Brandi C. is all, "My friends are more important to me than money!" Girl, I don't think Megan cares about anyone but herself, sorry to say. Sharon tells her, "Stop being a drama queen and grow up." Brandi C. says, "No, I'm going home!" Sharon snaps back, "Don't you dare give me an ultimatum, missus!"
Ultimately, Sharon says, "From day one, I said 'no physical violence.'" But....I think she has HAD IT with Megan at this point, and.......
Megan is expelled. FINALLY!!!!!! Sharon hates to do this to someone who's smart. And yeah, Megan's smart, I guess. She's smart enough to know how to play the game and push people's buttons. And she lacks any emotion, and she shows no remorse for when she does anything wrong. Brandi C. is a total fucking basketcase in her spot. I'm getting fed up with Brandi C. I kind of feel maybe she should have been eliminated anyway.
And as for Megan? She's glad she's gone. She couldn't fucking stand it in Charm School. Time to go back to her "best life ever, where I can just lay out and tan, and eat sushi...and tan! What more do I want?"
Yay for skin cancer!
Meanwhile, Sharon is trying to make Brandi C. get a grip of herself. She's still crying, with mascara running all over her face, and looking like a pathetic fool. She can't stand the other girls in the house, they make her want to drill holes into her head. (Yeah, I think she's on drugs.) Sharon tells her to just take a deep breath and sleep on it. Fuck no, Sharon's not letting Brandi C. go. Her drama-queen-dom makes for good TV, and she's so batshit crazy.
And at least Brandi M.'s allergies can go away.
And allllll of the other girls in the house are singing and dancing the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song.
Heather doesn't feel bad that they're all celebrating Megan's expulsion. Hell, Heather knows everyone else would be partying if she were expelled.
Brandi C. is cooing and making kissy faces to Lily, Megan's "retarded" chee-wah-wah. Then good ol' Riki comes in and tells Brandi C. "If Megan goes, the dog's gonna have to go, too." OH NOES! Moar tearz from Brandi C.?!
Now THIS is where the episode ends. Too bad, so sad. But here's an extra that wasn't included. Did they really make the right decision booting Megan and NOT Brandi C.? You be the judge:
And here's the latest RikiCam, too:
