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Oct. 4th, 2010
WWE Hell In A Cell
Oct. 4th, 2010 08:54 pmONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! *tee hee hee!*
I knew Cena would lose. Why? Because WWE has Nexus on all the Bragging Rights advertising, duh!
Guess what I can't stand? Cena fangirls. The whole "Cenation" or whatever the hell they're called. They're delusional. One Cena fangirl at Hooters got pissed at everyone for cheering when he lost and told us all to shut the fuck up. Guess what? All this is staged. Wrestling storylines ain't real. If I tell you that now, you won't believe me, but when you grow up, you'll find out on your own. And it'll be like finding out Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy aren't real. And you won't like wrestling like you used to. And you really won't like it when someone like...oh, let's say Randy Orton (for example, I'm just pulling a legendary wrestler out of my ass) goes on a 'roid rampage and kills his wife and kid before he offs himself. And no one will ever mention word about Randy Orton ever again in the WWE-verse. Then the WWE will lose half of their audience, and Vince McMahon will have to offer Chris Jericho more money to come back and bring the audience back with him. I'm just saying.
But oh wow. The reaction shots after John Cena lost were the BEST. I expect to see some of that shit in /gif form on ONTD, they were that hilarious.
And I don't know who's watching "Monday Night RAW" tonight, but let me tell you something. Over half the audience boos Cena anymore, and WWE has had a difficult time editing those boos out for broadcast. He loses last night's match, joins Nexus, and now everyone's fucking CHEERING him?! In the words of the Hurricane (aka "Cousin Shane"), "What's up with that?"
I thought creative was pushing for a Cena heel turn. By Wrestlemania, to boot. Well, by the looks of this shit, it won't be happening. WHY?!
WWE fans, you are a fickle bunch. You hear me? FICKLE. Flighty, capricious, and irresolute. Not to mention gullible and ignorant and a bunch of lemmings.
The Morrision/Mis/Bryan match was probably the best one of the night. And the Undertaker vs. Kane was such a disappointment. Most of that match was either 'Taker or Kane pulling off a move and then taking a five-minute rest break. And you know all the kiddies thirteen years old and younger saw Paul Bearer and were going, "Who is this?! I can't even....what?!"
So yeah. Cena sucks, his delusional fans suck even more, and 'Taker needs to retire.
I knew Cena would lose. Why? Because WWE has Nexus on all the Bragging Rights advertising, duh!
Guess what I can't stand? Cena fangirls. The whole "Cenation" or whatever the hell they're called. They're delusional. One Cena fangirl at Hooters got pissed at everyone for cheering when he lost and told us all to shut the fuck up. Guess what? All this is staged. Wrestling storylines ain't real. If I tell you that now, you won't believe me, but when you grow up, you'll find out on your own. And it'll be like finding out Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy aren't real. And you won't like wrestling like you used to. And you really won't like it when someone like...oh, let's say Randy Orton (for example, I'm just pulling a legendary wrestler out of my ass) goes on a 'roid rampage and kills his wife and kid before he offs himself. And no one will ever mention word about Randy Orton ever again in the WWE-verse. Then the WWE will lose half of their audience, and Vince McMahon will have to offer Chris Jericho more money to come back and bring the audience back with him. I'm just saying.
But oh wow. The reaction shots after John Cena lost were the BEST. I expect to see some of that shit in /gif form on ONTD, they were that hilarious.
And I don't know who's watching "Monday Night RAW" tonight, but let me tell you something. Over half the audience boos Cena anymore, and WWE has had a difficult time editing those boos out for broadcast. He loses last night's match, joins Nexus, and now everyone's fucking CHEERING him?! In the words of the Hurricane (aka "Cousin Shane"), "What's up with that?"
I thought creative was pushing for a Cena heel turn. By Wrestlemania, to boot. Well, by the looks of this shit, it won't be happening. WHY?!
WWE fans, you are a fickle bunch. You hear me? FICKLE. Flighty, capricious, and irresolute. Not to mention gullible and ignorant and a bunch of lemmings.
The Morrision/Mis/Bryan match was probably the best one of the night. And the Undertaker vs. Kane was such a disappointment. Most of that match was either 'Taker or Kane pulling off a move and then taking a five-minute rest break. And you know all the kiddies thirteen years old and younger saw Paul Bearer and were going, "Who is this?! I can't even....what?!"
So yeah. Cena sucks, his delusional fans suck even more, and 'Taker needs to retire.
