word of the day

Word of the Day for Monday, May 14, 2007
internecine \in-tuhr-NES-een; -NEE-syn; -NEE-sin\, adjective:

1. Of or relating to conflict within a nation, an organization, or a group.
2. Mutually destructive; involving or accompanied by mutual slaughter.
3. Deadly; destructive; marked by slaughter.

"It was directed locally and regionally by mid-level party bosses . . . who were likely to be engaged in internecine feuding."
-- Michael H. Kater, The Twisted Muse

"During the months of war and the internecine street fighting, coal and wood supplies ran out and houses went unheated."
-- Edmund White, Marcel Proust

Internecine is from Latin internecinus, from internecare, "to destroy utterly, to exterminate," from inter- + necare, "to kill," from nec-, nex, "violent death."

okay...my two cents on Paris Hilton's impending jail time

Paris feels that she doesn't deserve to go to jail for what she did, which I think is bullshit. This is the voice of a overly spoiled brat who feels that she can do whatever she wants with no repercussions.

Now Hunter asked me what exactly she has to go to jail for (because he could really give a shit about Paris Hilton and doesn't pay attention to frivolous celebrity crap like this). First of all, her license had been suspended a while ago for something stupid she did while driving (I think she was caught speeding too many times). About six months ago, she was caught driving drunk while on this suspended license (which led to her giving the excuse, "I just wanted an In-And-Out burger."). This is why she was put on probation. Then a month or so ago, she was caught speeding again in LA at night without her headlights on, while she was on probation!

It's like she's been warned and slapped on the wrist before. You think she would've learned a lesson, but no. Now she has to go to jail because she didn't listen or pay attention the first few times.

What kills me is that she blamed her publicist, Elliott Mintz, because she didn't understand that she couldn't go driving while on probation. First of all...PARIS HILTON IS 26 YEARS OLD. THE SAME AGE I AM. How do you not understand what you can or can't do while on probation?! Hell, I've never been ticketed my whole life, and I think I would know better than not to drive on a suspended license in the first place. It's called COMMON SENSE. Second of all...How the hell do you blame your publicist for "not understanding that you can't drive while you are on probation"?! That's called pinning the blame on someone else. Paris is a dumb c*nt. At least when Nicole Richie got pulled over for going the wrong way on the 1-5, she admitted she wan't drunk, but she had indeed smoked a joint and took a Vicodin for her menstrual cramps. (Which is bullshit. Menstrual cramps when she has 1% body fat? *rolls eyes*) Nicole owned up to her own mistake. Paris just doesn't want to go to jail.

If Paris gets out of this jail sentence, I will lose all my faith in the judicial system, and I may contemplate moving out of the country.

HA HA! HA HA!

So after I got all my shit straightened out with Ford Credit, I get a mailer today advertising the 2008 Ford Escape.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yeah, right. Next car I get, it probably won't be a Ford. No wonder their stock is going down.