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HAIL XENU!!
Mar. 17th, 2006 03:27 pm"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
signed, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.
Trey will always be one of my heroes.
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I edited this. I want to add a rant. The rumor is (and it's just a rumor, mind you) that Tom Cruise told Comedy Central that if they don't pull that specific episode from the air that he would refuse to do any sort of promotion for Mission Impossible 3. Good. Fine! Who cares?! It's just going to be another crap sequel with the same Tom Cruise schtick that all of his other movies have! The only thing going for MI:3 is that Philip Seymour Hoffman is in it, and so is Keri Russell (which is actually pretty cool...I haven't seen her do anything major since "Felicity" was cancelled).
I totally agree with Matt Stone on how he said Issac Hayes has had no problems doing all of those other "South Park" episodes making fun of Christians and cashing in his checks. Hell, think of all of the Jew-bashing done on the show, and you know Matt Stone's coming up with the majority of those jokes! (I have a very Jewish friend who cracks plenty of Jewish jokes at his own expense with no problem. He says more Jews do it than you think.)
But onto Mr. Tom Cruise....fuck you, Tom Cruise. Fuck you big time. You will never be as big as you were or as respected as you were when you were still with Nicole. No one buys this whole "I'm soooooo in love with Katie Holmes, America's sweetheart, so I can't POSSIBLY be gay!!" bit because she is NOT as good of an actress as Nicole is. She's the chick from "Dawson's Creek" who looks like she can't smile properly, for crying out loud! You are as bad of a liar as Britney Spears is. Jerry Maguire sucked, The Last Samurai sucked, Vanilla Sky sucked. And I hope all of the Thetans in the world eat your soul. And I hope Madonna comes down with her Kaballah-y goodness and smites you to hell.
Don't. Mess. With. Trey and Matt.
signed, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.
Trey will always be one of my heroes.
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I edited this. I want to add a rant. The rumor is (and it's just a rumor, mind you) that Tom Cruise told Comedy Central that if they don't pull that specific episode from the air that he would refuse to do any sort of promotion for Mission Impossible 3. Good. Fine! Who cares?! It's just going to be another crap sequel with the same Tom Cruise schtick that all of his other movies have! The only thing going for MI:3 is that Philip Seymour Hoffman is in it, and so is Keri Russell (which is actually pretty cool...I haven't seen her do anything major since "Felicity" was cancelled).
I totally agree with Matt Stone on how he said Issac Hayes has had no problems doing all of those other "South Park" episodes making fun of Christians and cashing in his checks. Hell, think of all of the Jew-bashing done on the show, and you know Matt Stone's coming up with the majority of those jokes! (I have a very Jewish friend who cracks plenty of Jewish jokes at his own expense with no problem. He says more Jews do it than you think.)
But onto Mr. Tom Cruise....fuck you, Tom Cruise. Fuck you big time. You will never be as big as you were or as respected as you were when you were still with Nicole. No one buys this whole "I'm soooooo in love with Katie Holmes, America's sweetheart, so I can't POSSIBLY be gay!!" bit because she is NOT as good of an actress as Nicole is. She's the chick from "Dawson's Creek" who looks like she can't smile properly, for crying out loud! You are as bad of a liar as Britney Spears is. Jerry Maguire sucked, The Last Samurai sucked, Vanilla Sky sucked. And I hope all of the Thetans in the world eat your soul. And I hope Madonna comes down with her Kaballah-y goodness and smites you to hell.
Don't. Mess. With. Trey and Matt.
