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I frickin' LOVE ohnotheydidnt
Jan. 28th, 2006 08:14 pmHere's the "Logan Letter" from Lorelai to Rory that Rory didn't read aloud:
https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/pcastro/blogstuff/TheLetter
It reads:
My Dearest Rory,
You would not believe the cajones of your ex. He had the audacity to come and ask me how to get in to your good graces. After giving him my best evil eye, followed by my best stink eye, followed by my best get the hell out of here your preppy slacker scum weasel turd eye, he didn't turn into stone, so I proceeded to give him a couple nanoseconds of my time. He babbled on for as long as it takes Taylor to get to his point and then I thought to myself, Wow you should totally milk this. I mean, who doesn't want their own personal Barista following you around with Juan Valder personal best. Although, it might be a little creepy in the bathroom. And all the roses. C'mon, it's exactly the trading spaces spruce your ghetto appartment needs. And last, but not least, the Birken bag. Anything my mom covets that dearly and you, a 21 year old hip young lady, can throw it around like a sack of potatoes is worth you giving him a second chance to explain himself. I don't really like the guy, and I'm not saying to date him again, but he's a hell of a lot better than Jess, and 2 notches below Dean, so just hear him out.
All my love,
Lor.
IMO, Rory needs to ditch this loser.
A hell of a lot better than Jess MY ASS!!! Fuck you, Lorelai! (I just want Jess back.)
https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/pcastro/blogstuff/TheLetter
It reads:
My Dearest Rory,
You would not believe the cajones of your ex. He had the audacity to come and ask me how to get in to your good graces. After giving him my best evil eye, followed by my best stink eye, followed by my best get the hell out of here your preppy slacker scum weasel turd eye, he didn't turn into stone, so I proceeded to give him a couple nanoseconds of my time. He babbled on for as long as it takes Taylor to get to his point and then I thought to myself, Wow you should totally milk this. I mean, who doesn't want their own personal Barista following you around with Juan Valder personal best. Although, it might be a little creepy in the bathroom. And all the roses. C'mon, it's exactly the trading spaces spruce your ghetto appartment needs. And last, but not least, the Birken bag. Anything my mom covets that dearly and you, a 21 year old hip young lady, can throw it around like a sack of potatoes is worth you giving him a second chance to explain himself. I don't really like the guy, and I'm not saying to date him again, but he's a hell of a lot better than Jess, and 2 notches below Dean, so just hear him out.
All my love,
Lor.
IMO, Rory needs to ditch this loser.
A hell of a lot better than Jess MY ASS!!! Fuck you, Lorelai! (I just want Jess back.)
