like I really give a rat's ass anymore

Ooh wow. We got a Christmas card from Grandma Cozie today. Whoopie shit. Did she send us anything else? Well, let's see, she sent us a picture of JR's headstone and some handout/letter about "65 Roses" from the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. Yep, that was our big Christmas present. She probably wasted more of Hunter's and my inheritance on it. We sent her an expensive cuckoo clock...and this is all we get. A fucking picture of a headstone and a letter that she didn't even write. Shows how much she really cares about us.

Whatever. Screw her. I don't even care anymore.