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Don't call her Madonna anymore. Call her "Kooky Kabbalah Broad." Next, she'll be a symbol like Prince was.

I'm proud of myself. Our toilet seat broke (and I don't know who in the house did it...my bet is Hunter), and we kind of needed a new toilet seat. So I went to WalMart before work yesterday and picked us up a new toilet seat and installed it by myself last night, since it didn't look like anyone else was going to do it.

We watched Bad Santa last night. Great movie, I tell ya. "Fuck stick?!"

I may have the hookup for a second job. All I have to do is apply for it first. Lee told me to apply where he's working at. I can work part-time, they start out at $7.50 an hour, after a month I can start getting insurance benefits, and it's a flexible schedule.

And I guess Dan will never learn. ( Read more... )

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Well, today was a waste of makeup and time. Mom and I set out to get a cellphone service plan set up for Dad on his old cell he had from his electrical contracting job. We went to this place in Cedar Lake. Let me tell you something...don't ever get your cell phone from Cell 'N Things in Cedar Lake. Mom and I spent at least four fucking hours in that place. The sales rep--Mom and I swear she was high or her happy pill was wearing off or something, because she wasn't doing anything right (we suspected she wasn't, anyway), and...I'm sorry, but it shouldn't take four hours to get a cell phone. Around hour three, I got really pissed and I told Mom I was going to walk on over to Burger King to grab a Coke and some fries since we had missed lunch. On the way back, some guy honked at me and whistled as he drove by. (Courtesy of my "Paris Hilton" shoes and hipster hot pants. That brightened me up a little.) But the lady...she just wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using her car and racking up bills out the ass and how he couldn't afford to get the transmission fixed on the car she had given him and how he hated himself and tried killing himself and blah blah blah, and in between her dealing with our business, she was on her own cell phone dealing with her own personal business, and she was in the bathroom at least once an hour (probably getting high or something). She was very unprofessional, and frankly, if it were up to me, I would have torn up my contract sheet around the third hour and told her, "If it takes this long to get a cell phone, then forget it." I don't have time for people whining about their personal problems when I'm trying to get some business accomplished. Shut the fuck up and give us our cell phone. Why must people be so stupid?

However, I have encountered a cellular deal that I can't pass up. However, I'll have to wait till I have to wait a little while until I have some extra money saved up. T-Mobile EasySpeak prepaid. No annual contracts. No monthly bill. No credit requirements. You purchase the EasySpeak kit which comes with a digital phone and $30 of airtime, then you can pay for your phone card depending on how many Whenever minutes you want and how long you want it for. I didn't go for it today because come on--do you think I want to do any more business with the incompetent lady who can't get her life on track?

*sigh* Such a long, frustrating day. It's days like this when I really envy my dog. I'd like to be able to curl up into someone's lap and have them pet my head and just cuddle me or something.