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Apr. 26th, 2004 02:31 pmOhmigod. I just saw a pic of myself in my Janet costume on Karly's LJ. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vanitys_affaire I look like a cow. I really DID put on weight while down in Alabama.
I am serious. The diet now officially starts. *wrestles peanut butter cookie away from mouth*
Maybe it wouldn't be so hard if Mom bought some healthier stuff to eat around here. Well, maybe I can set my DirecTV to be on the Fitness Channel first thing when I wake up in the morning. And the weather's nicer now--I'm more active when the weather's nice.
However, I am on my period, so I'm all nice and bloated.
Oooh, guess what I received in the mail? My last "paycheck" from Spencer's. Oh wait, it's not a paycheck, it's a pay STUB. I received a whole whoppin' $27. (INSERT WEIRD AL REFERENCE RIGHT HERE.) I also received this month's Blender with everyone's favorite drugged-out rock goddess Courtney Love on the cover and another one of those crap-pay AOL CD-thingies.
Help me out, people. What are ways I can curtail my ravenous appetite and wacky cravings?! I need to lose weight! I'm a whale!
Hold on a sec...I know who can help me! ANNA NICOLE!!
"TrimSpa, baby!"
vanitys_affaire I look like a cow. I really DID put on weight while down in Alabama. I am serious. The diet now officially starts. *wrestles peanut butter cookie away from mouth*
Maybe it wouldn't be so hard if Mom bought some healthier stuff to eat around here. Well, maybe I can set my DirecTV to be on the Fitness Channel first thing when I wake up in the morning. And the weather's nicer now--I'm more active when the weather's nice.
However, I am on my period, so I'm all nice and bloated.
Oooh, guess what I received in the mail? My last "paycheck" from Spencer's. Oh wait, it's not a paycheck, it's a pay STUB. I received a whole whoppin' $27. (INSERT WEIRD AL REFERENCE RIGHT HERE.) I also received this month's Blender with everyone's favorite drugged-out rock goddess Courtney Love on the cover and another one of those crap-pay AOL CD-thingies.
Help me out, people. What are ways I can curtail my ravenous appetite and wacky cravings?! I need to lose weight! I'm a whale!
Hold on a sec...I know who can help me! ANNA NICOLE!!
"TrimSpa, baby!"
