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Jan. 23rd, 2004 11:11 pmBad news at work. Doreen's boyfriend got shot in a drive-by Wednesday night. He died Thursday morning. So that kind of put a damper on us all work day.
All night tonight I moved half of the stuff from the adult section to the other side of the register. So yeah, friends. I got to know the lubes and vibrators a little better. *chuckle* People are going to think that it's weird that I know so much about sex stuff, considering that I haven't gotten any in ages.
Which reminds me of a conversation Hunter and I had the other night:
me: *heh* Lube.
Hunter: "Lube" rhymes with "boob."
me: "Boob" rhymes with "pube."
Hunter: *Heh* Lube. Boob. Pube.
(We sounded like Beavis and Butt-Head, I swear to God.)
Seriously, I remember maybe two years ago when Sarah, Amanda (not you, Virgin Fucking Mary...a old co-worker of mine) and I decided we'd taste test all of the lubes and flavored mousses we sold. YUCK. Nasty-ass shit. But now we actually have some good-tasting lubes. So to any of you looking to get it on this Valentine's Day, I recommend getting the sweet-and-sour lubes (and those things get snapped up QUICKLY. I recommend the Green Apple Fizz) or the chocolate body frosting (mmm...chocolate). Or, if you don't want to blow your money at Spencer Gifts, go to the grocery store and stock up on chocolate frosting and Cool-Whip. And maybe grab some Pop-Rocks. ;)
*in shock* Oh geez. Listen to me, giving advice on how to "sweeten up" your romp in the bed.
All night tonight I moved half of the stuff from the adult section to the other side of the register. So yeah, friends. I got to know the lubes and vibrators a little better. *chuckle* People are going to think that it's weird that I know so much about sex stuff, considering that I haven't gotten any in ages.
Which reminds me of a conversation Hunter and I had the other night:
me: *heh* Lube.
Hunter: "Lube" rhymes with "boob."
me: "Boob" rhymes with "pube."
Hunter: *Heh* Lube. Boob. Pube.
(We sounded like Beavis and Butt-Head, I swear to God.)
Seriously, I remember maybe two years ago when Sarah, Amanda (not you, Virgin Fucking Mary...a old co-worker of mine) and I decided we'd taste test all of the lubes and flavored mousses we sold. YUCK. Nasty-ass shit. But now we actually have some good-tasting lubes. So to any of you looking to get it on this Valentine's Day, I recommend getting the sweet-and-sour lubes (and those things get snapped up QUICKLY. I recommend the Green Apple Fizz) or the chocolate body frosting (mmm...chocolate). Or, if you don't want to blow your money at Spencer Gifts, go to the grocery store and stock up on chocolate frosting and Cool-Whip. And maybe grab some Pop-Rocks. ;)
*in shock* Oh geez. Listen to me, giving advice on how to "sweeten up" your romp in the bed.