I swear to God, I'm never getting married or having kids

[hollybrooke]

I just got back from that damn rehearsal dinner. This wedding is such a fucking joke, it's unbelievable. For one thing, Casie and Jay aren't even getting married in a church. No no, they are getting married in the American Legion meeting hall. And they are having the reception two hours later in the same place. And it's not even being catered; Vivion and Tina (Jay's mom) are making all of the food. There's nothing wrong with the way they cook, but for the love of God...I'm sorry. Maybe I was spoiled by Ami and Matt's wedding, but let's put it this way. They didn't have much money to do their wedding and reception, but they planned it a year in advance and I was so pleased with how it turned out. :) It was classy, AND on a budget. THIS whole wedding seems so rushed and unorganized. And the kids...the kids...I'm not sure if I ever want a kid after this. Neither Casie's boy nor Steph's girl nor that other little girl (Kayla?) were behaving tonight. They were running all around and not getting along and crying and it's not like anybody was disciplining them. And the usher they have me fixed up with....*gets the heebee-jeebees* He's a CREEP!!

*runs screaming into the night*

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!