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Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: watching an informercial for Joan Rivers' Right to Bare Legs

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I smell barbecue. Or Jem-Snark. Whichever.

I really had to sit down and think hard about which episode I wanted to snark on next, and the inspiration came to me as I was at work the other day, ringing people up for various barbecue products. Since it is summertime after all, people are firing up their grills and eating and eating and eating. EAT, DAMMIT!

Yumness. So I bring you today's episode: "The World Hunger Shindig." In which horrendous 80s country-Western-type style presides over the whole episode, and apparently there's something involving charity, too. CUE THE THEME SONG!

This fierce, meat-eating bitch invites you in:

( The only thing I give for free is attitude! )

Saint Jerrica thanks you for your time.

"Outrageous" count: one
How many times did Jerrica/Jem transform in this episode: one (that we actually saw)

Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: watching "Tosh.0"

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What happens when Jem loses her earrings?!

It's time for another "Jem" snark! So go grab yourself one of these...

...and sit back! CUE THE THEME SONG!

Today's episode: "Adventures in China." Also known as "The Worst Possible Thing Happens to Jem." You'll see why.

( What exactly could be the WORST thing to happen to Jem? Does Rio eventually find out that Jem is really his girlfriend? What crazy antics will the Misfits try to get away with this time? All this and more, under the cut! )

"Outrageous" count: four
How many times did Jerrica transform into Jem this episode: Once.
Did Rio and Jem have the final kiss? No.
Did Jerrica tell Rio the truth? No.

Oh well. Thanks for reading!

PS--Hey Jerrica, you might want to invest in these, in case of another emergency like this:

And I will link to xsparkage again:

This isn't that hard. Why does Jerrica have to make things so hard on herself?! (Because she's a blonde? *lol, j/k*)

Current Mood: bouncy

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told you I was going to do more "Jem" snark

Do I need to include the theme song with every snark?

..........YES. Now run, grab some cookies and milk, and plop your butt in front of the computer. It's time for "Jem"!

Today's episode: "In Stitches." It's a fashion-centric episode, so things are going to be all sorts of........

FI-ERCE!

( I can be beautiful or truly outrageous, it all depends on the mood I'm in. )

"Outrageous" count: one
Aja blue-orange contrast count: one
How many times did Jerrica transform into Jem this episode?: four

Thank you for reading! Stay outrageous!

Current Mood: giggly
Current Location: in my room
Current Music: watching "Jem"

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I've been meaning to do this for the LONGEST time now!

And no, not "Rock of Love Bus" snark (which I still intend to do). But I'm finally sitting myself down to do some snarking of my absolute favorite cartoon ever!

About freaking time, I say!

So I put the first disc of the DVD set in my player to settle down and start watching, because frankly (for the purpose of the groups I post in), I need to get reacquainted with the show. And what bothers the living crap out of me is that for the VERY FIRST EPISODE, they have replaced the original "Jem is truly outrageous!" theme song with that "Me and my friends are Jem girls" crap. You know, the non-gender specific one. My inner six-year-old is dying. This was NOT the original theme song, for crying out loud.

Oh hell. Here's the original theme song. If Rhino was going to do something, they could've at least done it right, you'd think:

Now is it me, or did the animation in the opening sequence alone seem better than the actual show animation? Big deal, when I was a kid, I wasn't paying attention to that stuff. I'd be running home after school because "OMG! JEM'S ON!" and turn on channel 9 (WGN) and plop my butt down in front of the TV to get my fill because I CAN'T MISS THE THEME SONG!!!! That theme song is EVERYTHING! You know why? Because Jem is outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous.

Anyway, let's get to the actual show. ( Read more... )

The first "pissy Rio moment" in the show, I LOVE IT! ( Read more... )

Jerrica's all, "What the crap IS this?!" ( Read more... )

Roxy: "So what? We're the Misfits!"
Stormer: "You can't tell us what to do!"
Pizzazz: "Stay out of my way, or else!"
Jerrica: "Or else what?"

Or else they'll break into song, that's what! ( Read more... )

Jerrica just got pwned. ( Read more... )

It's the ghost of Christmas past! ( Read more... )

So she introduces herself and the band as Jem and the Holograms. Wowee. Original. *slow golf clap* ( Read more... )Who's da man?( Read more... )

Man, it'd be something if life was like this. Everyone erupts into a music video when you get in the middle of a conversation. ( Read more... )

STAY TUNED FOR THE RECAP OF "DISASTER"! Until then, stay outrageous!