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hollybrooke ([personal profile] hollybrooke) wrote2010-04-11 05:54 pm
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LOL, Hunter just told me a funny joke

What did the egg say to the boiling water?



"It might take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by some chick."

[identity profile] mellebelle13.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
what does a ninja drink?



WATAAAAAAAAA.




a guy walks into a bar and sees a lot of beef hanging from the ceiling. he asks the bartender what it's about. the bartender says, "we have this bet. if you can jump and get a piece of meat down, we cook it and your dinner is free. if you miss, you pay us $50. you wanna try?" the man looks at the bartender and says "nah, the steaks are too high."