Speaking of Seth MacFarlane....

Anyone else hear the news that he's going to be responsible for a "Flintstones" reboot? I hope Seth makes this dirty. My childhood hasn't been raped enough as it is; I'm just going to lay back and enjoy it. ;)

In semi-related news (and you'll see how it's related; trust me), we got the new stove yesterday. Problem is, it was just delivered and not installed like Dad said it would be. And they took our old stove along with the nipple needed to install the new one. Dad comes home last night, sees the new stove just sitting there in the kitchen, not installed. He looks it over and he's all, "FUCK, they took the nipple with it. And the connection we need to hook the gas up. We have two females here, and you can't hook those up. You need a male to fit in both holes."

All I could say to that was "Giggity." Dad and Mom laughed. Then they asked me what the hell I meant by "giggity." (Because they don't watch "Family Guy," sadly.) That's when I realized that "giggity" needs to become a part of the American vernacular.

And you thought Indiana's liquor laws were dumb!

Here are some more from this site!

--Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

--A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.

--The value of Pi is 3. ('Cuz we're just dumb like that.)

--It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

--A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.

--Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

--It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.

--Oral sex is illegal.

--A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

--It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.

--Liquor stores may not sell milk.

--You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her. (HA HA, good luck with them actually getting better!)

--Drinks on the house are illegal.

--“Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.

--All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.

--In Gary, within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar. (Good thing Gary doesn't have any of that.)