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all about boobs...and Playboy, too
Jun. 1st, 2007 09:38 pmWhile I was laying on my back yesterday doing my usual monthly breast exam, I noticed something, and I think this can attribute to why I've been having such a hard time finding a bra that fits anymore. I had to grab a measuring tape to find this out for myself, and I can't believe I didn't realize this until now.
One of my boobs is bigger than the other!
Left boob, I'm a 36C. Right boob, I'm a 36B.
I'm lopsided!! Hefty lefty, slighty righty! WTF?!
It's bad enough I feel deformed enough because of my back. Now this. UGH. Why can't I have normal boobs?!
If I ever felt like getting a boob job, I'd have both boobs reduced to 34Cs.
In other (semi-related) news...okay, there's a part of me that feels like a hypocrate for even considering buying tube socks off of this site:
http://www.hollymadison.com/
If anyone else knows where I can get some decent colored tube socks for women that aren't being hawked by Holly Madison, please let me know. I subscribe to Playboy; I feel that's already putting money in her pockets. But I guess she's got to earn her OWN money somehow instead of mooching off of Hef. What's weird is that I perused her MySpace profile the other day (because of a link at TheSnarkPit.com). Okay...it's bad enough she has the same name as I do and we're both born in December. She has virtually the same interests as I do. It's weird because she's my least favorite of Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends.
Bah, whatever.
One of my boobs is bigger than the other!
Left boob, I'm a 36C. Right boob, I'm a 36B.
I'm lopsided!! Hefty lefty, slighty righty! WTF?!
It's bad enough I feel deformed enough because of my back. Now this. UGH. Why can't I have normal boobs?!
If I ever felt like getting a boob job, I'd have both boobs reduced to 34Cs.
In other (semi-related) news...okay, there's a part of me that feels like a hypocrate for even considering buying tube socks off of this site:
http://www.hollymadison.com/
If anyone else knows where I can get some decent colored tube socks for women that aren't being hawked by Holly Madison, please let me know. I subscribe to Playboy; I feel that's already putting money in her pockets. But I guess she's got to earn her OWN money somehow instead of mooching off of Hef. What's weird is that I perused her MySpace profile the other day (because of a link at TheSnarkPit.com). Okay...it's bad enough she has the same name as I do and we're both born in December. She has virtually the same interests as I do. It's weird because she's my least favorite of Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends.
Bah, whatever.
